mmm, fake people

Immediately after starting a shiny new project, what better thing is there than to rush out and purchase a copy of the Sims? Some of the newness has finally worn away, leaving me feeling appropriately empty after I spend an hour watching fake people watch television, and yet I’m still hankering after that expansion pack. What the hell is wrong with me?

I suppose the attraction lies in the fact that this is the perfect balance of an animated dollhouse… of course, I never played with dolls much as a kid. So I guess I blame the media. Also, Republicans.

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