dictionary my butt

I hate dictionary.com. Or, more precisely, I hate the self-righteous idiots who find some common, everyday word, and then run to dictionary.com for a definition to flaunt. This isn’t “definition for purposes of clarification, because I’m getting confused” or “definition because some people might not know what this word means” or even “definition because I can’t think of anything else to put here” — it’s “definition because I want to rub your face in my poo.”

Listen, ya silly fucks, citing “our friend dictionary.com” doesn’t make your argument any more authoritative, and it certainly doesn’t make you sound clever. Just condescending. Yar.

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