Friday Five Four

When other people answer these questions, I almost never read their answers, even if I normally hang slobbering and twitching off their every blogg’ed word. For some reason, this week I felt like joining in, and writing something that my eyes will automatically skip over when I look at my own blog. Whatever.

  1. What cologne or perfume do you wear? The pheromone-drenched goodness of my own bodily fluids! I mean, um, no.
  2. What cologne or perfume do you like best on the opposite sex? See above. I mean, vanilla extract.
  3. What one smell can you not stomach? Vomit. I get sympathy heaves.
  4. What smell do you like that others might consider weird? Skunk spray, in low concentrations. Also manure-based fertilizer – reminds me of home. I grew up in a town full of hippie organic urban planners, and very near many many hog lots.


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