Someone Tries to Distract Me
Oooh, look over there! It’s a fair-haired Elf wearing nothing but fishnet
stockings and a rugby-shirt!
Nice try. I’m not falling for that one ag… fishnets???
*is totally distracted and open to all sorts of pranks*
Tinka, it’s a good thing you’re in Denmark or I’d have to un-short-sheet my bed tonight, I’m sure.
is it safe, or is it Memorex?
No, it’s not.
what colour is your mousepad?
Blue, with a clear space in the middle for me to insert my favorite 4×6 photograph. Not like you can even see it beneath the pile of miscellaneous papers, cough drops, spoons, broken network cards, cables, candy wrappers, and goo on my desk.