Someone Tries to Distract Me
Oooh, look over there! It’s a fair-haired Elf wearing nothing but fishnet
stockings and a rugby-shirt!
Nice try. I’m not falling for that one ag… fishnets???
*swivels neck*
*is totally distracted and open to all sorts of pranks*
…
Tinka, it’s a good thing you’re in Denmark or I’d have to un-short-sheet my bed tonight, I’m sure.
is it safe, or is it Memorex?
No, it’s not.
what colour is your mousepad?
Blue, with a clear space in the middle for me to insert my favorite 4×6 photograph. Not like you can even see it beneath the pile of miscellaneous papers, cough drops, spoons, broken network cards, cables, candy wrappers, and goo on my desk.
vladster wrote:
ah, add dead flowers, condom wraps, cellphone bills and computer-loan papers to that.
Posted 05 Mar 2020 at 6:02 pm ¶
yami wrote:
I would, but then it’d all collapse and I’d have to find a new desk not to mention clean up.
Posted 05 Mar 2020 at 7:01 pm ¶