I’ll Plan Your Summer

I would have been happiest not knowing that Sousa used time signatures beyond simple cut time. Knowing this, I would still have been happy had I never had to see, hear, or worse, play such a monstrosity. This piece makes me want to reach into a gigantic sack, pull out a kitten, and throw it at my stand partner. It makes me want to cover the entire brass section with a thick blanket of sad, frightened kittens.

It even ruins the March of the Cute Little Wood Sprites.


  1. vladster wrote:

    hey, I can play that thing.

  2. yami wrote:

    So you should be used to accordion jokes! Or do I need to remind you of the difference between an accordion and an onion?

  3. vladster wrote:

    please? )

  4. yami wrote:

    since you asked so nicely… nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

  5. vladster wrote:

    Now, that’s funny.

  6. Kat wrote:

    Pth… be thankful *you* don’t have to play your band’s annual Sousa concert in two weeks.

  7. yami wrote:


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