Easiest Joke Ever
Wit changes at two-thirty in the morning. It’s just before silly o’clock, so you can’t get away with saying “hamburger” for laughs, but you can come damn close with nonsensical shots at someone’s mom. Yeah, your mom’s so fat, the World Bank recommended structural adjustments! I found your mom’s Wronskian last night!
Meanwhile, horrible meaningless War on Terrorism jokes have become just as easy. After all, if you don’t finish those fries, the terrorists will have won. This brings us to one inescapable conclusion:
Your mom fights terrorism… in my pants!