Greetings From OldFatWhitePeopleLand

It’s always unsettling to step off a plane of businesspeople, walk through an airport of businesspeople, and arrive at a gate where all the chairs are taken by old white ladies. It’s how I know I’m in the right place – who else would be flying to Des Moines but retirees returning from a winter in Phoenix?

And, of course, your hero, the cute lil’ student who flees from sunny warm SoCal to this fantastical tropical paradise. There’s snow on the ground here. Snow.


  1. Dennis wrote:

    Is it spring break already?
    Just had the funny mental image of MTV hosting its annual Spring Break inanity from Des Moines…

  2. yami wrote:

    *spews milk out nose*
    That’s it. That’s how I’ll make my fortune – alternative spring break programming. Iowa City Public Access Cable viewers, get ready for SPRING BREAK!!!

  3. francis s. wrote:

    Oh, the planet Iowa. Does it have a planetary anthem, like “O, Iowa” or something…?

  4. yami wrote:

    Hmm, there’s the Iowa Corn Song, does that count?

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