Greetings From OldFatWhitePeopleLand
It’s always unsettling to step off a plane of businesspeople, walk through an airport of businesspeople, and arrive at a gate where all the chairs are taken by old white ladies. It’s how I know I’m in the right place - who else would be flying to Des Moines but retirees returning from a winter in Phoenix?
And, of course, your hero, the cute lil’ student who flees from sunny warm SoCal to this fantastical tropical paradise. There’s snow on the ground here. Snow.
Dennis wrote:
Is it spring break already?
Just had the funny mental image of MTV hosting its annual Spring Break inanity from Des Moines…
Posted 22 Mar 2020 at 7:21 am ¶
yami wrote:
*spews milk out nose*
That’s it. That’s how I’ll make my fortune - alternative spring break programming. Iowa City Public Access Cable viewers, get ready for SPRING BREAK!!!
Posted 22 Mar 2020 at 4:35 pm ¶
francis s. wrote:
Oh, the planet Iowa. Does it have a planetary anthem, like “O, Iowa” or something…?
Posted 28 Mar 2020 at 10:59 am ¶
yami wrote:
Hmm, there’s the Iowa Corn Song, does that count?
Posted 29 Mar 2020 at 3:59 pm ¶