Geology final! I blew off my geology final. And I’m not all that glad, seeing as how I still have to take it… though if I get any interesting new readers from the 2% of traffic that’s actually checking in on the weblog right now, I might revise that opinion.
Oh, never mind then. I thought it was something important. And there’s no such thing as an interesting reader, only an interested writer. (Or something.)
Don’t you love the 1:2020 ration of visitors to comments? That’s *my* favorite part, at least. I’m going to start making up comments for all the people who visit and don’t say anything. Actually, this could be you, and not me, speaking right now.
Or not.
Make an anti-toy, then. I haven’t a clue what it’d be, but it’d scare the crowds away (if that is your intention).
And besides, we *like* you dirty(-mouthed). Wanna gummy cola bottle?
*slurps up gummy cola bottle with a flourish*
I like a crowd, so long as it’s an interesting crowd that actually talks to me… these silent faceless people just wash all the funny search engine requests from my referral logs.
Not that Google has bothered to index more than just the front page yet anyway. *sniff*
People ignore me, bots ignore me, what’s left? More gummy cola?
Hey, looks like this whole shebang was good for something, at least - Google has finally decided I’m important enough to index. Whoopee!
Sock fetish shoelace girls dancing with a butt-naked Laura Bush. I’m'a go write an entry about porn.
G wrote:
Dang. I say, dang. Arncha glad you blew off your math homework?
Posted 10 Apr 2020 at 11:31 am ¶
yami wrote:
Geology final! I blew off my geology final. And I’m not all that glad, seeing as how I still have to take it… though if I get any interesting new readers from the 2% of traffic that’s actually checking in on the weblog right now, I might revise that opinion.
Posted 10 Apr 2020 at 12:18 pm ¶
G wrote:
Oh, never mind then. I thought it was something important. And there’s no such thing as an interesting reader, only an interested writer. (Or something.)
Posted 10 Apr 2020 at 12:38 pm ¶
Shannon wrote:
Don’t you love the 1:2020 ration of visitors to comments? That’s *my* favorite part, at least. I’m going to start making up comments for all the people who visit and don’t say anything. Actually, this could be you, and not me, speaking right now.
Or not.
Posted 10 Apr 2020 at 2:56 pm ¶
yami wrote:
Well, I suppose as long as no one makes up any slobbering “first post!” flatworms…
Posted 10 Apr 2020 at 3:48 pm ¶
Tinka wrote:
Make an anti-toy, then. I haven’t a clue what it’d be, but it’d scare the crowds away (if that is your intention).
And besides, we *like* you dirty(-mouthed). Wanna gummy cola bottle?
Posted 10 Apr 2020 at 8:24 pm ¶
yami wrote:
*slurps up gummy cola bottle with a flourish*
I like a crowd, so long as it’s an interesting crowd that actually talks to me… these silent faceless people just wash all the funny search engine requests from my referral logs.
Not that Google has bothered to index more than just the front page yet anyway. *sniff*
People ignore me, bots ignore me, what’s left? More gummy cola?
Posted 11 Apr 2020 at 2:36 am ¶
des wrote:
Google doesn’t index you, either? I thought it was picking on me (after a whirlwind flirtation I’ve been dumped again).
Sigh.
Posted 11 Apr 2020 at 2:50 am ¶
Tinka wrote:
It indexes me, which I find very irritating. I’d like to disappear completely, but have no idea how.
Posted 11 Apr 2020 at 9:27 am ¶
yami wrote:
Tinka, have you tried using the robots meta tag?
Posted 11 Apr 2020 at 3:18 pm ¶
yami wrote:
Hey, looks like this whole shebang was good for something, at least - Google has finally decided I’m important enough to index. Whoopee!
Sock fetish shoelace girls dancing with a butt-naked Laura Bush. I’m'a go write an entry about porn.
Posted 14 Apr 2020 at 11:08 pm ¶