rock out to the apparatus
Find a popular toy. Make a blog-themed parody. Enjoy a burst of popularity.
I feel so dirty.
Dang. I say, dang. Arncha glad you blew off your math homework?
Posted 10 Apr 2002 at 11:31 am ¶
Geology final! I blew off my geology final. And I’m not all that glad, seeing as how I still have to take it… though if I get any interesting new readers from the 2% of traffic that’s actually checking in on the weblog right now, I might revise that opinion.
Posted 10 Apr 2002 at 12:18 pm ¶
Oh, never mind then. I thought it was something important. And there’s no such thing as an interesting reader, only an interested writer. (Or something.)
Posted 10 Apr 2002 at 12:38 pm ¶
Don’t you love the 1:1000 ration of visitors to comments? That’s *my* favorite part, at least. I’m going to start making up comments for all the people who visit and don’t say anything. Actually, this could be you, and not me, speaking right now.
Posted 10 Apr 2002 at 2:56 pm ¶
Well, I suppose as long as no one makes up any slobbering “first post!” flatworms…
Posted 10 Apr 2002 at 3:48 pm ¶
Make an anti-toy, then. I haven’t a clue what it’d be, but it’d scare the crowds away (if that is your intention).
And besides, we *like* you dirty(-mouthed). Wanna gummy cola bottle?
Posted 10 Apr 2002 at 8:24 pm ¶
*slurps up gummy cola bottle with a flourish*
I like a crowd, so long as it’s an interesting crowd that actually talks to me… these silent faceless people just wash all the funny search engine requests from my referral logs.
Not that Google has bothered to index more than just the front page yet anyway. *sniff*
People ignore me, bots ignore me, what’s left? More gummy cola?
Posted 11 Apr 2002 at 2:36 am ¶
Google doesn’t index you, either? I thought it was picking on me (after a whirlwind flirtation I’ve been dumped again).
Posted 11 Apr 2002 at 2:50 am ¶
It indexes me, which I find very irritating. I’d like to disappear completely, but have no idea how.
Posted 11 Apr 2002 at 9:27 am ¶
Tinka, have you tried using the robots meta tag?
Posted 11 Apr 2002 at 3:18 pm ¶
Hey, looks like this whole shebang was good for something, at least – Google has finally decided I’m important enough to index. Whoopee!
Sock fetish shoelace girls dancing with a butt-naked Laura Bush. I’m’a go write an entry about porn.
Posted 14 Apr 2002 at 11:08 pm ¶
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