http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/ rock out to the apparatus Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:16:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-412 yami Mon, 15 Apr 2002 04:08:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-412 Hey, looks like this whole shebang was good for something, at least - Google has finally decided I'm important enough to index. Whoopee! Sock fetish shoelace girls dancing with a butt-naked Laura Bush. I'm'a go write an entry about porn. Hey, looks like this whole shebang was good for something, at least - Google has finally decided I’m important enough to index. Whoopee!
Sock fetish shoelace girls dancing with a butt-naked Laura Bush. I’m'a go write an entry about porn.

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-411 yami Thu, 11 Apr 2002 20:18:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-411 Tinka, have you tried using the <a href="http://www.robotstxt.org/wc/exclusion.html#meta" rel="nofollow">robots meta tag</a>? Tinka, have you tried using the robots meta tag?

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-410 Tinka Thu, 11 Apr 2002 14:27:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-410 It indexes me, which I find very irritating. I'd like to disappear completely, but have no idea how. It indexes me, which I find very irritating. I’d like to disappear completely, but have no idea how.

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-409 des Thu, 11 Apr 2002 07:50:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-409 Google doesn't index you, either? I thought it was picking on me (after a whirlwind flirtation I've been dumped again). Sigh. Google doesn’t index you, either? I thought it was picking on me (after a whirlwind flirtation I’ve been dumped again).
Sigh.

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-408 yami Thu, 11 Apr 2002 07:36:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-408 *slurps up gummy cola bottle with a flourish* I like a crowd, so long as it's an interesting crowd that actually talks to me... these silent faceless people just wash all the funny search engine requests from my referral logs. Not that Google has bothered to index more than just the front page yet anyway. *sniff* People ignore me, bots ignore me, what's left? More gummy cola? *slurps up gummy cola bottle with a flourish*
I like a crowd, so long as it’s an interesting crowd that actually talks to me… these silent faceless people just wash all the funny search engine requests from my referral logs.
Not that Google has bothered to index more than just the front page yet anyway. *sniff*
People ignore me, bots ignore me, what’s left? More gummy cola?

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-407 Tinka Thu, 11 Apr 2002 01:24:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-407 Make an anti-toy, then. I haven't a clue what it'd be, but it'd scare the crowds away (if that is your intention). And besides, we *like* you dirty(-mouthed). Wanna gummy cola bottle? Make an anti-toy, then. I haven’t a clue what it’d be, but it’d scare the crowds away (if that is your intention).
And besides, we *like* you dirty(-mouthed). Wanna gummy cola bottle?

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-406 yami Wed, 10 Apr 2002 20:48:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-406 Well, I suppose as long as no one makes up any slobbering "first post!" flatworms... Well, I suppose as long as no one makes up any slobbering “first post!” flatworms…

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-405 Shannon Wed, 10 Apr 2002 19:56:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-405 Don't you love the 1:1000 ration of visitors to comments? That's *my* favorite part, at least. I'm going to start making up comments for all the people who visit and don't say anything. Actually, this could be you, and not me, speaking right now. Or not. Don’t you love the 1:1000 ration of visitors to comments? That’s *my* favorite part, at least. I’m going to start making up comments for all the people who visit and don’t say anything. Actually, this could be you, and not me, speaking right now.
Or not.

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-404 G Wed, 10 Apr 2002 17:38:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-404 Oh, never mind then. I thought it was something important. And there's no such thing as an interesting reader, only an interested writer. (Or something.) Oh, never mind then. I thought it was something important. And there’s no such thing as an interesting reader, only an interested writer. (Or something.)

]]> http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-403 yami Wed, 10 Apr 2002 17:18:00 +0000 http://greengabbro.net/2002/04/10/christ-on-a-pogo-stick/#comment-403 Geology final! I blew off my geology final. And I'm not all that glad, seeing as how I still have to take it... though if I get any interesting new readers from the 2% of traffic that's actually checking in on the weblog right now, I might revise that opinion. Geology final! I blew off my geology final. And I’m not all that glad, seeing as how I still have to take it… though if I get any interesting new readers from the 2% of traffic that’s actually checking in on the weblog right now, I might revise that opinion.

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