Gabbro B-Sides

Someone seems to have eaten too much sand as a kid:

Gabbro a good rock? HuH! can’t beat a good arenite!

Comparing sandstone to gabbro is like comparing apples to oranges - it’s certainly possible, but what’s the point? I admit, I’ve never quite grasped the subtle, anal-retentive joys of sedimentology, but that doesn’t make me a bad person, does it?

I think life’s just a game of cards. In the end you’ll lose, but until then, go ahead and enjoy the game.

Are you challenging me to a duel of some kind? I do pretty well at hearts or cribbage. And I’m pure bloody murder playing multiple solitaire. We’ll meet at dawn on the outskirts of town; you bring the cards and I’ll bring some snacks.