Someone’s a Seaman

In the spirit of backhanded insults, someone has this to say:


Damn. If I’d’a known that having a broken space bar constitutes a “trick” I’d’a been a huge hit on the third-string carnie circuit back in high school. There went my one chance at fame and fortune.

I like a boat’s keel.

I’m a prow person myself, but whatever turns you on, man.


  1. Anonymous wrote:

    I’d rudder be flying…

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