Someone’s a Seaman
In the spirit of backhanded insults, someone has this to say:
Damn. If I’d’a known that having a broken space bar constitutes a “trick” I’d’a been a huge hit on the third-string carnie circuit back in high school. There went my one chance at fame and fortune.
I like a boat’s keel.
I’m a prow person myself, but whatever turns you on, man.