Someone’s At It Again

Silly games from across the comment box:

Guess who!

Well, port324.ds1-ry.adsl.cybercity.dk, your ip address does narrow the options. Rasmus? Ralph?

i’m bored. please suggest an activity. i don’t want to write this paper. i
would much rather do something else. but i’m feeling uncreative.

You got it; it’s been a while since I’ve cleaned out my blog-buffer anyway. The first thing you should do is mark a moment of silence for the death of Stephen Jay Gould (a sappier, crappier article that does not require registration with the New York Times is here).

*pause*

Okay. Now, if you happen to know a woman who will let you get this close (or perhaps you are a woman yourself and in possession of a good mirror) you can tell her personality from the shape of her breasts. Mine are bell-shaped, though frankly it’s a bit hard to tell from those pictures, making me simple-minded, honest, and prone to temper tantrums. Whatever.

I trust that the insights from the breast shape personality detector will keep you off the streets and out of trouble for a while. It’s getting close to dinner time, so on with the twerky comments!

syenite

*sigh*

Good night.