Someone’s At It Again
Silly games from across the comment box:
Well, port324.ds1-ry.adsl.cybercity.dk, your ip address does narrow the options. Rasmus? Ralph?
i’m bored. please suggest an activity. i don’t want to write this paper. i
would much rather do something else. but i’m feeling uncreative.
You got it; it’s been a while since I’ve cleaned out my blog-buffer anyway. The first thing you should do is mark a moment of silence for the death of Stephen Jay Gould (a sappier, crappier article that does not require registration with the New York Times is here).
Okay. Now, if you happen to know a woman who will let you get this close (or perhaps you are a woman yourself and in possession of a good mirror) you can tell her personality from the shape of her breasts. Mine are bell-shaped, though frankly it’s a bit hard to tell from those pictures, making me simple-minded, honest, and prone to temper tantrums. Whatever.
I trust that the insights from the breast shape personality detector will keep you off the streets and out of trouble for a while. It’s getting close to dinner time, so on with the twerky comments!