Hog Sweat
The owner of the air conditioner came to take it back today. I have no more air conditioner. Would anyone care to trade their first bite of fall for highs in the 90s to around 104? Please? It’s mostly a dry heat, really, you’ll love it. As long as you’re not sensitive to ozone.
Meanwhile, why doesn’t anyone design a weight-lifting machine that won’t squish the user’s breasts? I would like to become buff without having to constantly reposition my boobs under, around or on top of the ergonomic safety cushions. Thank you.
Dennis wrote:
Would anyone care to trade their first bite of fall for highs in the 90s to around 104?
Not at this moment, thanks. Try again in a few months?
Posted 04 Sep 2020 at 1:30 am ¶
des wrote:
Meanwhile, why doesn’t anyone design a weight-lifting machine that won’t squish the user’s breasts?
They have: it’s called a “barbell”. Enjoy!
Posted 04 Sep 2020 at 1:56 am ¶
yami wrote:
My objections to barbells are numerous, but are mostly summed up by:
1) They’re not shiny.
2) I can drop them on my toes.
Not being shiny is the important bit.
Posted 04 Sep 2020 at 10:19 am ¶
Kat wrote:
My roommate and I just laughed hysterically at the boobs bit. We don’t know where to put ours either…
Posted 04 Sep 2020 at 3:30 pm ¶