Strike! Yeah! Sort of.

I am so awesome, I bowled my best game ever last night. An 88. And I had some help from the machinery, which ignored at least three of my turns and let me go again for the only strikes and spares I got. I was on track to break 100 in the next game, too, but we ran out of time and had to stop.

I think I’ve figured out how to do it, though: the trick is to grab a super-lightweight girly ball with an animal etched on it, and kick my right foot high above my back as I fling the ball outwards. Then I gracefully return to a standing position via a nice Standing Bow (hoping the bowling shoes have enough traction to keep me upright) and curse. Works every time, except when it doesn’t.

There’s some new stuff in the photoblog.


  1. ester wrote:

    i’ll have to keep that in mind for my next such outing. maybe it’ll push my score up to something near 50.

  2. francis s. wrote:

    The key is to rent the bowling alley so you can just play and play and play.

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