Slurry of Someone

ross and moots! ross and moots!

Er, yes, indeed. I’m afraid I don’t watch whatever television show you’re chanting at, even if television is suddenly much safer now that campaign ads are gone.

(psst! have they gone yet? it’s dark in here.)

They’re gone. It’s safe. You can come out now. Except for the barrage of silly questions.

what is this thing for anyway?

I don’t know, Silly Reader. It’s probably either a car part, a fashionable organizing device, or a gift item from the clearance rack.

I am going to borrow your pencil…please?


what about the limestone?

Sure, you can borrow my limestone any time you want. I have only modest rustic construction and acid waste treatment needs, so I don’t use it much.

why are blessings always in disguise? if I were a blessing, I’d be naked!

If blessings came naked, we’d never have them in the winter, because they’d get cold and leave. If I were a blessing, I would probably want to bundle up in snow pants most of the time. Snow pants are great.

i want

Don’t we all.


  1. Eloriane wrote:

    hey! how cool! you posted me! the “are they gone yet” and the “i want” weren’t me, but the rest were
    bwa ha ha!
    by the way, nice title…”slurry of someone”…cool

  2. yami wrote:

    I knew they were all the same person – they come with IP addresses. Glad you identified yourself – the naked blessings riff made me chuckle.

  3. Eloriane wrote:

    actually, I got the naked blessings from my friend Jessica. In fact, everything except “what is this thing anyway?” was a quote. ^^;; that’s my hobby, quoting people when they say funny things. Also drawing. and reading. and writing. and sewing. and talking.
    seriously though, what is the “spout” thing for? I mean, I know that if I type in it and hit enter you can see what I’ve written, but why is it there?
    also, I have another question…how many people have submitted “I like monkeys”?

  4. yami wrote:

    You clearly need to be getting more homework, or a mind-numbing job, with all those hobbies around. Those things are dangerous.
    The spout box is just there for shits and giggles: people say random things, I respond with random things, it saves us all from thinking. Most people are actually pretty good about not submitting “i like monkeys” – though whenever I get a mention on a site outside narrow blog circles, there’s a deluge of confusion.

  5. Eloriane wrote:

    who says I haven’t got homework? I just do my hobbies on a weird time schedule. every night from 10:30 to 12 is hobby time, and also every morning from 6:00 to 6:30. Mondays, I sew. Tuesdays, I draw. Wednesdays and Thursdays, I read. Fridays, I draw more. Weekends when I haven’t got huge projects, I write. and then I talk constantly between times. ^^;; and I quote at school…
    see you later, I have to write an application so I cna go to greece
    bai bai!

  6. yami wrote:

    See, if you had enough homework, 10:30-12 would also be homework time, and 6-6:30 would be the time when you bemoan your lousy, homework-ridden existence and wish you could go back to bed.
    Kids these days, you don’t know how good you have it, with your hair and your clothes. Boy, I tell ya.

  7. Eloriane wrote:

    hair and clothes?
    you haven’t seen my clothes — I don’t own any clothes other than dress code for my school
    but my hair is nice when it’s clean
    it’s long and blond and occasionally silky
    ^^;; my hair is easily my best feature
    how old do you think I am anyway?!

  8. yami wrote:

    See, hair and clothes! What’d I tell you?
    I initially pegged you at about 15, though I’m beginning to suspect you’re an ageless intergalactic intelligence posing as a small gaggle of nerdly kids for reasons beyond human comprehension.

  9. Eloriane wrote:

    woah, I am more than one person now?!?!
    wow, that explains a lot…
    lol, and the ageless stuff fites too. three out of four of my friends named me as the most likely to never grow up out of everyone they knew ^^;;
    so, I might be that intergalactic intelligence posing as a bunch of people (for reasons I don’t know either), but I’m not 15.
    guess again! :ppp
    and what’s wrong with hair and clothes anyway? better than going around bald and naked!!!!

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