Slurry of Someone
ross and moots! ross and moots!
Er, yes, indeed. I’m afraid I don’t watch whatever television show you’re chanting at, even if television is suddenly much safer now that campaign ads are gone.
(psst! have they gone yet? it’s dark in here.)
They’re gone. It’s safe. You can come out now. Except for the barrage of silly questions.
what is this thing for anyway?
I don’t know, Silly Reader. It’s probably either a car part, a fashionable organizing device, or a gift item from the clearance rack.
I am going to borrow your pencil…please?
what about the limestone?
Sure, you can borrow my limestone any time you want. I have only modest rustic construction and acid waste treatment needs, so I don’t use it much.
why are blessings always in disguise? if I were a blessing, I’d be naked!
If blessings came naked, we’d never have them in the winter, because they’d get cold and leave. If I were a blessing, I would probably want to bundle up in snow pants most of the time. Snow pants are great.
Don’t we all.