A Sad Hole in the Internet

Yes, it’s very sad that the space shuttle exploded. Everyone is very very sad. Including me. Sad. Yes. But what I want to know is, where are all the paranoid conspiracy theories? I mean, come on, people, there was an Israeli on board.

Update: apparently all the paranoid conspiracy theories are on Usenet, where they belong. We’ve got smuggled missiles in the hands of the Jihand, the usual nonsense from Revelations, and some stuff in Dutch. O Great and Powerful Internet, I am sorry I doubted You.

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