I Love Working
Ahh, a lovely Saturday evening in the library, with just me and the “viewing sexually explicit material on library computers violates the Institue policy on sexual harassment” message box that drops round every 15 minutes. And a guy watching Buffy on the next computer, but he won’t do for a silly joke about porn.
And I also have the company of the Microsoft Office paper clip, who just tried to tell me that “lava” is not a countable noun. For your information, Mr. Paper Clip, geologists spend all kinds of time counting lavas. In fact, I counted three lavas with your momma last night.
Must write shoddy popular science article. Must graduate. Must acquire a biodiesel school bus, and an electric car small enough to sit in the back of the bus while it charges.