The REAL Real Ultimate Power

You knew the crazy-sweet ultimate ninja page would generate parodies. You knew it. So did I. So did all those real ultimate electrical engineers.

  1. EEs are mammals.
  2. EEs solve equations ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the EE is to flip out and write matlab code.

Yup. It’s all true. I knew a EE once, she was eating pie, she heard me dissing Bessel functions and she chopped my head off with her soldering iron! Then she shoved calculators up the noses of everyone in the restaurant!! Now that’s what I call REAL ultimate power!!!

I mean, back to work I go, hi ho, hi ho!


  1. Simon wrote:

    Aw, that’s so cute! Although that numbered list sounds, uhm, like a scaringly accurate account of my own life…

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