Motor My New Metro
I am the owner of a shiny, red, dice in the mirror 1991 Geo Metro. It has a coat hanger antenna and needs a couple new tires (like, patches of cord showing through ready to explode type need) but it only cost me 12% of my life savings (not counting new tires) and has all the makings of a reliable companion vehicle. And the people I bought it from had a fantastic turquoise 50s couch, so you know they’re cool.
With a car I feel dangerously close to a fully qualified Los Angeles citizen – all I need now is a better tan and a boob job.