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	<title>Comments on: Exploded Your Mom&#8217;s Cambrian Energy Drinks</title>
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	<description>rock out to the apparatus</description>
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		<title>By: Lab Lemming</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2003/06/04/exploded-your-moms-cambrian-energy-drinks/#comment-10115</link>
		<dc:creator>Lab Lemming</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have no idea how your "related entries" thing sent me here, but this is the funniest blog entry I've read all year.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have no idea how your &#8220;related entries&#8221; thing sent me here, but this is the funniest blog entry I&#8217;ve read all year.</p>
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		<title>By: des</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2003/06/04/exploded-your-moms-cambrian-energy-drinks/#comment-971</link>
		<dc:creator>des</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2003 15:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#8217;ve been hating on the Whorf for yonks, but I still know I&#8217;m going to have to buy and read his wretched book some day.  I came close in the University bookshop, but the preface announced that he started his career with creationist argumentation against evolution, which sums the fucker up perfectly, really.  Sigh.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been hating on the Whorf for yonks, but I still know I&#8217;m going to have to buy and read his wretched book some day.  I came close in the University bookshop, but the preface announced that he started his career with creationist argumentation against evolution, which sums the fucker up perfectly, really.  Sigh.</p>
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		<title>By: yami</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2003/06/04/exploded-your-moms-cambrian-energy-drinks/#comment-970</link>
		<dc:creator>yami</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2003 16:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So this one guy&#8217;s theory is that the evolution of mesozooplankton capable of preying on single-celled algae was 

an important link in the food chain, because only medium-tiny creatures can efficiently eat super-tiny creatures
at first a way to keep nutrients in the top of the water column (floating poo pellets!) and slow the transport of organic carbon to the bottom of the ocean (which provides an explanation of some carbon isotope ratios we see at the base of the Cambrian)
also a way to rapidly transport nutrients from the top of the water to the bottom, where they could support a larger benthic ecosystem (concentrated food that hasn&#8217;t been totally chewed by bacteria on the way down)




I never did figure out exactly why he thought floating-poo plankton would have evolved before sinking-poo plankton - he never explicitly said anything about it, but he did advocate both floating and sinking poo as triggers for expanded ecological opportunity, and if you&#8217;re going to have both scenarios the sinking poo has to come last or you get the carbon isotope data wrong. But anyway, that&#8217;s the theory behind the plankton poo thing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So this one guy&#8217;s theory is that the evolution of mesozooplankton capable of preying on single-celled algae was </p>
<p>an important link in the food chain, because only medium-tiny creatures can efficiently eat super-tiny creatures<br />
at first a way to keep nutrients in the top of the water column (floating poo pellets!) and slow the transport of organic carbon to the bottom of the ocean (which provides an explanation of some carbon isotope ratios we see at the base of the Cambrian)<br />
also a way to rapidly transport nutrients from the top of the water to the bottom, where they could support a larger benthic ecosystem (concentrated food that hasn&#8217;t been totally chewed by bacteria on the way down)</p>
<p>I never did figure out exactly why he thought floating-poo plankton would have evolved before sinking-poo plankton - he never explicitly said anything about it, but he did advocate both floating and sinking poo as triggers for expanded ecological opportunity, and if you&#8217;re going to have both scenarios the sinking poo has to come last or you get the carbon isotope data wrong. But anyway, that&#8217;s the theory behind the plankton poo thing.</p>
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		<title>By: katie</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2003/06/04/exploded-your-moms-cambrian-energy-drinks/#comment-969</link>
		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2003 10:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Plankton poo?  Now that&#8217;s a paper I&#8217;d like to read.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plankton poo?  Now that&#8217;s a paper I&#8217;d like to read.</p>
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