It’s Like Cellophane

Nope, I’m definitely peeling. Feels like I have a receding hairline, only it’s not receding from gradual hormonal shifts, it’s receding because little fungoids are chomping at the edges of my face. It burns and itches, but of course I’m a compulsive picker and peeler, so every so often I pull off these little translucent strips of flesh and stare at them. They look like old laminate peeled from a library book.

My new face is a little bit pinker than the old one, but I haven’t gained any new warts or anything. That’s a relief.