Someone’s At It Again
jimmy, do you want to explode now?
Well, not really. Do I have to?
fly fly fly
Apparently so. Ouch. I don’t like flying.
whatever you do, remember to drink your water. for the love of god, DRINK YOUR WATER!!
Look, I know an explosion can be very dehydrating, but this is just silly. Shouldn’t I be worrying about more important things? Like the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? Or that bit about me exploding?
Don’t hit me with that board like I was some kind of dolphin. Thanks.
That wasn’t me. That was the Israeli Army. And also a tuna fisherman.
my magic 8 ball says you smell like poo!
Dude. Your magic 8 ball doesn’t even have a nose. Have you ever considered a Ouija board instead?
See? Princesses don’t smell like poo, so there.
I still want to be a monkey pirate.
Yeah, me too. But I’m not really qualified – you need at least three years experience in the pirate or monkey industries before you’ll even be considered for a monkey pirate gig. Damned job market.