eTextWhore

Let me draw your attention to the elegant, intelligent text ad in the side bar. I’m experimenting with supplemental revenue generation. No great expectations, but then again there’s no great cost, and I’ll be quite happy with the miserliest of pittances.

For you, loyal readers and misdirected Googlers, this represents an excellent chance to instantiate your appreciation of me, my blog, trees, flowers, or rocks. A mere fifty cents will buy 500 glorious advertisements - enough exposure for Poochie Poodle’s Doggie Den to leap to cult internet stardom! Or, spend that same $0.50 on ten guaranteed doggy-lovin’ click-throughs. Either way, I will have made enough money for a bowl of lentil soup. And I promise to convey your appreciation to the trees, flowers and rocks.

Those of you who need your fifty cents for coffee are encouraged to click on ads that interest you…