Foam Cardboard Dogs
I didn’t know how long these corn dogs had been in the freezer before I put them in the oven. Their insides taste like burnt motor oil and have the texture of a dense acoustic foam. Their outsides remind me of used condoms lying along the road, not for any particular reason but for overall yuckitude. Physically, the outside layer is crumbly brown drywall, or perhaps a piece of femur that has been cracked open and gnawed on before being left to some freeze-thaw cycles and a drought – but it tastes like margarine.