Nitrate Pumped Nabokov
Any spammer called “Lolita” ought to have the tongue-tumbling, somersault-through-rapids literary stylings of Nabokov. And they never do, duh.
There’s a blacklist plugin coming tomorrow morning, hell or high water if you believe the entry title. I’ve gotten a few spam comments lately, nothing unmanageable, but trickles do become floods if one isn’t careful.