Gubernatorial Goodies

The L.A. Times Food section gets in on the electoral action with the election-night party plans of the losers. A surprising number of candidates are teetotallers, including even the ones running on a platform of “Drink Butt Monkey Beer” - there goes that ad campaign. Quite frankly, I don’t see how a teetotaller can appropriately govern a state with so much wine production… so it’s a good thing they’re all going to lose.