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Ahh.
- A helpful little reminder of the correct attitude to display towards womanly friends with cold extremeties:
I think even at my cellular core, my body recognizes that I'm incredibly lucky to have this woman, and so my DNA screams at my bewildered capillaries: "Code Red! She wants our BTUs!"
Particularly recommended for anyone living in a moderate climate with an absurd joke of a furnace and a gas bill that mysteriously doubled last month, cough cough.
Your orange tree is finally fruiting, and you’re complaining about the cold?
Orange trees actually need cold to set & tasty-ify fruit - where “cold” means roughly “single digits Earth units” as it’s been these mornings. Certainly not optimal toe temperature.