• Ahh.
  • A helpful little reminder of the correct attitude to display towards womanly friends with cold extremeties:

    I think even at my cellular core, my body recognizes that I’m incredibly lucky to have this woman, and so my DNA screams at my bewildered capillaries: “Code Red! She wants our BTUs!”

    Particularly recommended for anyone living in a moderate climate with an absurd joke of a furnace and a gas bill that mysteriously doubled last month, cough cough.


  1. des wrote:

    Your orange tree is finally fruiting, and you’re complaining about the cold?

  2. yami wrote:

    Orange trees actually need cold to set & tasty-ify fruit – where “cold” means roughly “single digits Earth units” as it’s been these mornings. Certainly not optimal toe temperature.

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