Monkey Taken by Cruel Civic Ordinance

Really obnoxious Dallas Morning News registration required for this story about a monkey - my spam email is yami_mcmoots [at] yahoo.com, password mcmoots.*

"This was a case of people who truly loved and cared for that animal who were unable to carry on a normal life without the monkey," [Mr Lawyer-Man] said.

If the City of Dallas prohibits the keeping of primates as pets, then the City of Dallas prohibits the keeping of primates as pets; the article doesn't bother to explain how or why animal cruelty became an issue. And it only has one picture. But it's monkeys doing monkey things!

* It's not quite so spammy that I'll hand it out to scraper-bots, though.