Crackpot Internet Scientist of the Week
The Final Theory -- A Scientific Revolution has Arrived! Reclaim your birthright of understanding, and get answers to all those pesky unresolved questions your high school physics teacher refused to talk about, like:
Q: How can a fridge magnet cling against gravity endlessly without draining a power source?
A: It can't ... fridge magnets are impossible according to today's science. [...] Endless magnetic energy apparently emanates from permanent magnets without any explanation in our science. The only explanation that any physicist will give for this mystery is that there is no mystery at all since the magnet isn't moving, which gives a zero result if you plug this into the Work Function. No physicist will discuss this matter further.
There are plenty of other magnetically inspired lunatics out there …
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=magnetic+%22perpetual+motion%22
Made it halfway thru first sample chapter… then… head hurt…
Bah! Everyone knows it’s the little guy turning on the fridge light when the door opens who does all the work…
Oi, keep them words coming. This non-drivel is going straight into my SATISFYING BLOG folder.