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	<title>Comments on: Fat Free Half and Half</title>
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	<description>rock out to the apparatus</description>
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		<title>By: batman</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2004/06/07/fat-free-half-and-half/#comment-56816</link>
		<dc:creator>batman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 21:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great Gotham!  I don't know how this can be.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great Gotham!  I don&#8217;t know how this can be.</p>
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		<title>By: Classical Values</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2004/06/07/fat-free-half-and-half/#comment-3337</link>
		<dc:creator>Classical Values</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;The halves and half-nots (and other risk-free dangers)...&lt;/strong&gt;

In a fit of hurried grocery shopping yesterday, I carelessly grabbed a container of what I thought said "Half and Half" for my morning coffee. Unfortunately, I missed reading the words "Fat Free." No excuse; it wasn't even fine print.......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The halves and half-nots (and other risk-free dangers)&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>In a fit of hurried grocery shopping yesterday, I carelessly grabbed a container of what I thought said &#8220;Half and Half&#8221; for my morning coffee. Unfortunately, I missed reading the words &#8220;Fat Free.&#8221; No excuse; it wasn&#8217;t even fine print&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: yami</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2004/06/07/fat-free-half-and-half/#comment-1266</link>
		<dc:creator>yami</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 03:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ewwwww. I mean, I&#8217;m all for beige jello, especially if it&#8217;s got apples or something inside. But it&#8217;s poor form to go around calling it ice cream.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ewwwww. I mean, I&#8217;m all for beige jello, especially if it&#8217;s got apples or something inside. But it&#8217;s poor form to go around calling it ice cream.</p>
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		<title>By: Rana</title>
		<link>http://greengabbro.net/2004/06/07/fat-free-half-and-half/#comment-1265</link>
		<dc:creator>Rana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 21:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fat-free half-and-half?  Ew.
Reminds me of the time one of my roommates had bought some low-fat ice &#8220;cream&#8221;.  While it was still around, our fridge died and so we were having to throw out all the thawed and melted stuff in the freezer compartment.  Except that this substance did not melt &#8212; it became jiggly.  Like beige Jello.  Bleah!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fat-free half-and-half?  Ew.<br />
Reminds me of the time one of my roommates had bought some low-fat ice &#8220;cream&#8221;.  While it was still around, our fridge died and so we were having to throw out all the thawed and melted stuff in the freezer compartment.  Except that this substance did not melt &#8212; it became jiggly.  Like beige Jello.  Bleah!</p>
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