Sad Monkey News

Been a while since I've had anything about monkeys. In the news today, we learn that war is bad for monkeys, too, and some Indian monkeys are very ill.

On a brighter note, Florida law permits the use of monkeys as service animals for the handicapped. Or so claims some columnist; the only reference to monkeys in the searchable Florida statues is regarding the management of rhesus monkeys in former canal lands.