Ahoy Me Hearties!
- Arrr, even me landlubbin aunties is talkin like pirates today! But they be not tellin such salty riddles:
Q: Whom did the pirate vote for in the Haitian election?
Q: Wait. Why did they let a pirate vote in the Haitian election?
A: Remember, the nation was taking its first halting steps toward democracy, and balloting procedures were rather chaotic. The pirate just slipped in somehow. Arrr.
- The scurvy maggots of urban sprawl be opposin’ residential construction for me sainted grandmama! The bilge-waters of the Pasadena Star-News online don’t have the booty, but from the paper swag, it seems that West Covina, Baldwin Park, and the rest of the shark bait suburbs in the East San Gabriel Valley be tryin’ to scupper a bill requirin’ cities to allow small second units or “granny flats” to be built with only reasonable zoning restrictions. We’ll be keelhauled under our own boat, me hearties, if we don’t smartly scrape the barnacles of sprawl. Arr.