Friday Random 15

  1. Reelroad – Arrow – La Sanconette
  2. Altan – Blackwater – An Gasúr Mór/Bunker Hill/Dogs among the Bushes
  3. Boulder Acoustic Society – So Many Stars in the Sky – Wandering Uke
  4. Acoustic Mayhem – self-titled debut – Tom Dooley
  5. Frank Sinatra – totally illegal download – The Way You Look Tonight
  6. W.A. Mozart, Requiem d-moll KV 626 en ré mineur – Herbert von Karajan and the Vienna Philharmonic – III. Sequenz : No.6 Lacrimosa
  7. The Indecisives – Indestructible – Counting Sheep
  8. The Chieftains – The Celtic Harp – The Wild Geese
  9. Cesaria Evora – Voz D’Amor – Monte Cara
  10. P.D.Q. Bach – Oedipus Tex & Other Choral Calamities – Knock, Knock. IV. Recitative and chorus- ‘So this guy’

Search Requests

No one really crazy dropped by this week, just a lot of people looking for pictures of tampons and wanting to know what on earth is up with fat-free half and half and unsatisfied with their current masturbatory routine. And some people who need to see their doctors, stat:

  • what is the green stuff that comes out your penis when you have sex
  • IS IT FUCKING POSSIBLE TO SMOKE FUCKING VICODIN PILLS OR NOT
  • PENICILLIN HURTS
  • white clumps in pee

A Quiz, Slightly Schadenfreudeful

I am Jayson, the Stalker! You’re pretty stinky. You don’t like to shower. All you do is sit on your computer all day, but you’re really sweet when you’re sweet. But you’re extrememly possessive/obsessive and kinda creepy. Which of Sara’s Ex-Boyfriends Are You?

Comments

  1. R Mutt wrote:

    You are Shawn, the Douchebag! You’re extremely insecure and asshole-ish. You’re extremely possessive and easily embarassed. You constantly think I lie, am a lesbian, and thought all of my friends were assholes- and therefore, wouldn’t let me have any. You’re kind of a slut and a pretty big douchebag.
    I’m beginning to think these types of quiz are becoming a bit too specialized…

  2. LDH wrote:

    I was “Shawn, the Douchebag! You’re extremely insecure and asshole-ish. You’re extremely possessive and easily embarassed. You constantly think I lie, am a lesbian, and thought all of my friends were assholes- and therefore, wouldn’t let me have any. You’re kind of a slut and a pretty big douchebag.”

  3. yami wrote:

    Nice to know that people are using the word “slut” as a derogatory term for men, too, though.

  4. des von bladet wrote:

    I couldn’t answer any of the questions. We infer that Sara’s Ex-Boyfriends are Murkans, and while we do not by any means lack odious attributes or habits, that isn’t one of them.

  5. yami wrote:

    We also infer that Sara’s ex-boyfriends are male, which didn’t stop me in the slightest. Ducking the suspension of disbelief that conventionally governs these things, aren’t we?

  6. des von bladet wrote:

    By no means, but I didn’t _understand_ the questions (or rather the answers).
    Can I be Sara’s European intellectual pirate monkey ex-boyfriend? I sneer at her spelling of “embarrass”, I mock her parochialisme and I sleep with all her female friends, two (2) at a time. _And_ I eat all her bananas and end everything I say with “Arrr!”. Arrr!

  7. yami wrote:

    You’d have to ask Sara (and her female friends). She doesn’t seem to have had many intellectual pirate monkeys in her life yet, European or otherwise, perhaps she’d enjoy the change of pace.

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