Mr. Clean on the Path to Anti-Feminism
This spring and summer, Mr. Clean MagicReach is empowering women across America to free themselves from the tiresome task of household cleaning with the plea to Take Back Your Saturday Morning!
Mr. Clean MagicReach is a new and innovative tool from Mr. Clean that makes cleaning the bathroom easier, faster, and less physically demanding. So, now that you won’t have to spend your Saturday morning cleaning the bathroom, Mr. Clean MagicReach invites you to spend your newfound time celebrating you!
I bet Mr. Clean will be going up to hot MILFs at these seminars and telling them about his pro-feminist activities. I imagine him saying “I respect women! Please see how clean and comfortable the inside of my tour bus is!” while the sun sparkles off his shiny clean head. Then when the hot MILFs go back to their toilets and children without having sex with him, he’ll get really angry and scrub the shit out of his tour bus to keep from exploding. But the tour bus can only be so sparkling! Mr. Clean will have some serious pent up sexual and emotional energy to deal with.
This is how the bitterest anti-feminists are born. Wait a year or so, and we’ll be seeing Mr. Clean stomp around in a leather jacket, packaging free razor blades with his new Mr. Clean MagiProtect Your Bathtub from Bloodstains When You Fake a Suicide Attempt, You Whiny Bitch – because after all,
women don’t like nice guys.