The Ongoing Saga of the Glasses
Mr. McMoots, by the way, also has some attractive new glasses. He was sitting down and frowning with super-enhanced nerdy adorableness at his laptop, so I leaned in to smooch him on the ear when I realized that he has oily ears and AAAUGH AAUGH SMEARY GLASSES!
Had to go get the fancy lens cloth from the other room. Technology ruins everything.