Leave Me My Evil Sharks
Here’s the thing: I can kind of empathize with creationists who want to avoid museums which’s exhibits reflect actual reality rather than whichever creation myth they prefer. Because I do the same damn thing, but with sharks.
I don’t want to see any of these crap aquarium exhibits about how sharks are nice and you can pet them. Sharks are supposed to be killing machines! If a shark isn’t fighting a bear, or at least thinking about fighting a bear, or maybe fighting a pirate or a zombie crocodile or a porcupine, what good is the shark? Answer: no good!
The same principle applies to pirates; don’t tell me they didn’t say “arr!” all the time, because I know in my heart that they did, matey.
PZ Myers wrote:
If they’ve got to tweak reality to fit myth, they ought to at least have the decency to go the other way and, for instance, put laser beams on their shark’s heads.
Posted 25 Jul 2020 at 6:57 am ¶
yami wrote:
I agree!
Posted 01 Aug 2020 at 7:14 pm ¶
Claire wrote:
I think that this is a very randomised website and I totally agree that prirates say ‘arrr’ coz i no they do too!! Whooo we’re amazing!!
xox
Posted 20 Jan 2020 at 6:32 am ¶
lisa endean wrote:
sharks are evil and gay
Posted 07 Dec 2020 at 2:59 am ¶