Leave Me My Evil Sharks

Here’s the thing: I can kind of empathize with creationists who want to avoid museums which’s exhibits reflect actual reality rather than whichever creation myth they prefer. Because I do the same damn thing, but with sharks.

I don’t want to see any of these crap aquarium exhibits about how sharks are nice and you can pet them. Sharks are supposed to be killing machines! If a shark isn’t fighting a bear, or at least thinking about fighting a bear, or maybe fighting a pirate or a zombie crocodile or a porcupine, what good is the shark? Answer: no good!

The same principle applies to pirates; don’t tell me they didn’t say “arr!” all the time, because I know in my heart that they did, matey.


  1. PZ Myers wrote:

    If they’ve got to tweak reality to fit myth, they ought to at least have the decency to go the other way and, for instance, put laser beams on their shark’s heads.

  2. yami wrote:

    I agree!

  3. Claire wrote:

    I think that this is a very randomised website and I totally agree that prirates say ‘arrr’ coz i no they do too!! Whooo we’re amazing!!

  4. lisa endean wrote:

    sharks are evil and gay

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