Things house spiders don’t eat, but should:
- their dead
- their old webs
- more pantry moths
Things house spiders do eat, but shouldn’t:
- the fuck if I know what they eat
- a lot of them seem to have starved to death in corners
Anyway, half of my worldly possessions and I are safely ensconced in my new home, though I can’t unpack until after room bids, which are in two weeks. Two! Weeks! I’m sick of living out of a suitcase. On the other hand, I would also hate living forever in my temporary room, which has teal-and-purple walls lovingly bemuraled with R.E.M. lyrics and glow-in-the-dark stars.
My car is intact, too, though still leaking oil from the dashboard whenever the engine gets too hot and/or I go over a good bump. First order of business is to figure out a temporary parking permit, second order is to sell the damn car before said permit expires.