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By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 01 Sep 2005 01:05:00 +0000

Painful Crampish! Thank you for a much-needed laugh.
(I had the Crampish dialogue this week too. We must all be on the same cycle, or very near it. Too weird!)

By: Rana

Rana — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 15:19:00 +0000

Not mine. When it’s not speaking Crampish, it utters low whining moans.
Supposedly there is rushing going on here, even as we speak. I am very glad I’m not the one going to campus every day!

By: yami

yami — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 19:38:00 +0000

Supposedly there are hippie uteruses that speak Flowery Mother Moon Language or something.

By: wolfa

wolfa — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 16:49:00 +0000

Is there a uterus which does not speak Painful Crampish? Mine is very fluent, but since I do not speak it, it talks to me for a few days every month, louder and louder, hoping I will understand it eventually.
True story! My (single sex) school had houses (like in Harry Potter!), and mine was called Cramp, colour red.

By: Sabine

Sabine — Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:30:00 +0000

My uterus speaks Painful Crampish fluently. I wish it would shut up already.
My sister was a bowhead, and I actually stayed with her for a few days in her sorority house when I was a wee 12 years old (some kind of little sisters social function thingy). I’ve had a strong aversion to sororities ever since. Those people scare me, with there matchy shirts and all. I can only imagine some kind of “Resistance is Futile, you WILL be Assimilated” plot behind it all.