Comments on: Increasingly Tending to Non Sequiturs

By: yami

yami — Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:52:00 +0000

It’s not even funny how much I think winning the X-rated chocolate would validate my existence.

By: bitchphd

bitchphd — Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:48:00 +0000

I’ve got the same immune system. It’s annoying, b/c PK and Mr. B. are sick, and they whine around the house and I have to do everything. Damnit, I want to be sick.
I agree with you about the tshirts. Yours is the best slogan.

By: LDH

LDH — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 16:53:00 +0000

Sooner the tequila than the Thomas Kinkade, m’dear (I get the shakes just thinking about that image getting seared, SEARED into my brain engrams — brrr!…)

By: yami

yami — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 15:51:00 +0000

LDH, if I recall correctly, you were far too drunk at that point to even move your eyes at all. When I walked out of the room you were stuck staring at the Thomas Kinkade limited edition cuckoo clock William had picked up at Goodwill as a gag gift, while the rest of us terrorized your nice new sofas. No wonder you haven’t touched tequila since!

By: LDH

LDH — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 14:01:00 +0000

I thought we discussed the quarter/semester issue back when you dropped by my place with Kat, Ester and William on your way to some seminar on verifying the existence of unicorns through sedimentary analysis. We ate ridiculously large amounts of Mexican food at Pancho’s as we talked about reviving Hesitant Firmness, and I made the mistake of imbibing way too much tequila and got caught staring at your chest (sorry about that again…)

By: yami

yami — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 13:57:00 +0000

I’m going with “longer than necessary” on this one, with the understanding that complicated t-shirt slogans generally increase the amount of time people must spend looking at your chest in order to read them. But why don’t you ask Miss Manners?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 09 Nov 2005 07:44:00 +0000

Need more information on the staring thing. What exactly constitutes a stare? My personal guidelines are
0 - 0.5 seconds = GLANCE (Involuntary response)
0.5 - 2 seconds = LOOK (Neutral)
Over 2 seconds = STARE (Rude)
However, other guys think these time limits are too short. Some would say the LOOK/STARE boundary is at 4-5 seconds.