By: trebonnotloc

trebonnotloc — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:49:23 +0000

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!

By: cole

cole — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:48:38 +0000

In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YoU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, shirt wears YOU!!

In Soviet Russia, dummies force YOU!!
Predictably, T-Shirts have already been made with these messages.
• In Soviet Russia, t-shirt reads YOU!!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Quote Reads YOU!!
“In Soviet Russia, foo’ pities YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Mr. T
“In Zombie Russia, brain eats YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Zombie
“In Doggie Russia, car chases YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Dog
“In Soviet Russia fox fires YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Firefox
“In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Google
“In Soviet Russia, clown punches YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on masturbation
“In Soviet Russia, battleship sinks YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on Battleships™
“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!”
~ Fidel Castro on politics
“In Soviet Russia, This Can’t Touch YOU!!”
~ Russian reversal on MC Hammer
“In Soviet Russia, dead horse flogs YOU!!!”
~ Russian reversal on flogging a dead horse

By: CP

CP — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:18:09 +0000

In soviet Russia, toast butters you!

By: ClickMyName =)

ClickMyName =) — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:41:29 +0000

In Soviet Russia you do not hunt deer. Deer hunt you.

Gotta say it with a Russian accent lol

By: moosa

moosa — Thu, 07 May 2009 22:45:47 +0000

In soviet russia, Law breaks you!!!

By: steven lourie

steven lourie — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 07:42:32 +0000

in soviet russia jokes inserts you

By: zaros104

zaros104 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:24:19 +0000

In Soviet Russia, Baby give birth to Mother!

By: Red Russian

Red Russian — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 23:29:44 +0000

In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!

By: DAMN

DAMN — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:44:47 +0000

In Soviet Russia joke inserts you.

By: yami

yami — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:11:00 +0000

Depends how well we’re paid.

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