Which Mitochondrial DNA Has the Superpowers?
Guys, guys, guys - you’re not going to create an effective mutant army by injecting human DNA into cow eggs! You need mitochondrial DNA with considerably more oomph than that. Like a thoroughbred, or a cheetah. Cheetahs are hard to find these days, I know, but you could at least use a cat so that your female products will fit into a conventional archetype of sexiness when they escape from your secret underground laboratory.
Mad scientists these days. They don’t even have funny hair.
Andrew Ironwood wrote:
If there’s no gamma radiation involved, then they’re just not mad enuff…
Posted 06 Nov 2020 at 4:47 pm ¶
Lab Lemming wrote:
Ahh, but cows have natural camoflage patterns, when viewed with monochromatic light, or through night vision goggles.
Posted 07 Nov 2020 at 1:11 am ¶
Eli wrote:
Sadly, the really promising mad scientists these days are all wasting their time writing rants on Wikipedia. You need a lot of private time to build your doomsday devices and catgirl armies, with maybe a short break now and then to rant “they call me mad” to a single random witness; when you get instant Internet feedback from all the people who are calling you mad, it’s just too distracting.
Posted 15 Nov 2020 at 4:28 pm ¶
Ahmad Hasan wrote:
I want to know if there any way to mix human baby with anmal DNA.
Posted 26 Sep 2020 at 7:22 am ¶