Which Mitochondrial DNA Has the Superpowers?

Guys, guys, guys – you’re not going to create an effective mutant army by injecting human DNA into cow eggs! You need mitochondrial DNA with considerably more oomph than that. Like a thoroughbred, or a cheetah. Cheetahs are hard to find these days, I know, but you could at least use a cat so that your female products will fit into a conventional archetype of sexiness when they escape from your secret underground laboratory.

Mad scientists these days. They don’t even have funny hair.


  1. Andrew Ironwood wrote:

    If there’s no gamma radiation involved, then they’re just not mad enuff…

  2. Lab Lemming wrote:

    Ahh, but cows have natural camoflage patterns, when viewed with monochromatic light, or through night vision goggles.

  3. Eli wrote:

    Sadly, the really promising mad scientists these days are all wasting their time writing rants on Wikipedia. You need a lot of private time to build your doomsday devices and catgirl armies, with maybe a short break now and then to rant “they call me mad” to a single random witness; when you get instant Internet feedback from all the people who are calling you mad, it’s just too distracting.

  4. Ahmad Hasan wrote:

    I want to know if there any way to mix human baby with anmal DNA.

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