Spoons
The spoon is not a predator. Consider the following:- The spoon has a rounded head, reflecting a panoramic view of its surroundings. Predators, by contrast, have vision focused straight ahead.
- How often, soup aside, do you eat meat with a spoon?
yami · 13:50 · 27 June 2020
TrackBack: http://greengabbro.net/scgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/487
I love this.
What do you make of sporks? Predators adopting the appearance of their prey? Omnivore scavengers?
Rana · June 28, 2020 05:19 PM
Sporks are kind of like mules - you can't make 'em do much they don't want to do, and they're infertile.
yami · June 28, 2020 07:18 PM
Somehow that explains a lot. Poor li'l' annoying sporks.
Hmmm... if you crossed them the other way, would a "foon" be the utensil equivalent of a hinny? (Also sterile, but far more graceful.)
Rana · June 30, 2020 02:59 PM
Post a comment: