Search Results: internet
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25 Apr 2020: Approaching New Flavors
Food: cookbooks, cooking, Food, foraging · no comments... explore its potential? I can only wade through the same 3 Internet recipes for dandelion petal bread, sorbet, and jelly so many times - ...
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9 Mar 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: blog carnivals, hydrology, resumes, sexual harassment, Wikipedia · 1 comment... and a suggestion for a 2-minute women in science Internet activism task, below the fold. The first Diversity in Science ...
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8 Mar 2020: Kiwi Lime Pie (with Bonus Cocktail)
Food: Actinidiaceae, cocktails, kiwi, pie, recipes, Rutaceae · 13 comments... & Winter's on close-out, and have been scouring the Internet for Prohibition-era cocktail recipes for the past several weeks. This ...
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26 Feb 2020: The Stimulating Effects of Monitoring Volcanoes
Politics, Science: economics, US party politics, volcano monitoring, volcanoes · 10 comments... can argue forever about Keynesian multipliers (and Internet kibbitzers can argue forever about which types of imaginary example ... part of an evening reading political arguments on the Internet, I have to share what I think is the winningest witticism of this ...
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24 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: diy, google earth, Links · no commentsThe Bacon Story -- How science can make even bacon disgusting. Building a Google Earth Geology Layer -- Lots of great resources accumulating in the comments here. Magma Cum Laude: Using Google Earth to visualize volcanic and seismic activity -- A discuss ...
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5 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: Links · 3 commentsI finally have a day job! For a few weeks, anyway - I'm temping as a GIS monkey. While this is not functionally much different from generic office temp jobs, data entry using ArcGIS pays much better than data entry with Excel. Historically, day-jobbing ha ...
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28 Jan 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: Links · 4 commentsREMINDER: Accretionary Wedge posts due this Friday -- The theme is unhinged speculation about the future Earth. Calculus: The Musical! -- The concept may or may not be more charming than the execution. Sand Won't Save You This Time -- Mmm, ClF3. Plausibly ...
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21 Jan 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: Links · 1 commentThe science of espresso, with a dash of geology -- Darcy's law! Four Stone Hearth (58th Edition) -- Anthropology carnival! Association of American Geographers Anne U. White Fund -- A grant for doing field work with your partner. Would've been nice to kno ...
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14 Jan 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: Links · 1 commentI finally fixed up a semi-automatic link-posting script that fits my needs - if you're interested in the gory details, or using the script yourself, see my post on the B-Sides. Enjoy all the backlogged links! Call for Submissions: Carnival of the Arid -- ...
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12 Jan 2020: Listen to Earthquakes
Links: · 3 comments... cool. And, way to make me feel inadequate, anonymous Internet ...
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24 Dec 2020: Happy Twinkletree, Joyous Monkey
Aimless: · 3 comments... count as a neighborly greeting? (I'm going to attempt an Internet sabbath for Christmas - with limited exceptions for looking up hot ... you're jonesing for more instant gratification from your Internets during the christian holidays, well, at least you're not a dinosaur. ...
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24 Sep 2020: Carnival of Feminists #65
Aimless: · 9 comments... he had just discovered this totally new concept on the internet: white privilege! Even though I've been teaching the idea for over a ... what would a chimp do with human breasts? But First: Internet Community Service This is from Zuska: I received an email from Dr. ...
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19 Sep 2020: 5 Minerals Every Dabbler Should Know
Aimless: · 11 comments... hydrogeologist who impersonates a real geologist on the Internet, I am often called to reach well beyond my mineralogical expertise, ...
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6 Sep 2020: You Know You’re Marrying a Geologist When…
Aimless: · 22 comments... is sadly not in Hawai'i, but it is far away from the Internets. And I know there should be something in there about a Brunton, but ...
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8 Aug 2020: Reminder: NYC Reader Meet-Up (FREE BEER!)
Aimless: · 3 comments... will this be a fun time hanging out with your favorite Internet friends you've never met, Seed will buy the first round of booze (or ...
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: Shirts Belonging to the
EmperorScientist
Aimless: · 12 comments... sending me solicitous letters of concern for my health, my Internet connection, and the distribution of my assets after death, ... professions. The August Scientiae is up, in a part of the Internet no one thinks of as "real blogs" 'cause it's populated by lots of ...
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17 Jul 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · no commentsEye candy of the week: Zoltan Sylvester (of Hindered Settling fame) has some fantastic photos from the Geopalooza! exhibit at the Houston Museum of Natural Science. Mike Brown on coming up with a name for Make-make (the plutoid formerly known as 2020 FY ...
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5 Jul 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 6 commentsThis month's Scientiae is out! Hear women's voices... in science! A conversation with Mr. Mister: Should I blog about this? It's got some gender in it. Yeah, it's got a lot of gender. It's kind of awful. Attention, Southern California! On November 13 yo ...
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28 Jun 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 1 commentOkay, I'm still trying to figure out why my del.icio.us link-posting script is broken, but it's time to get back to quasi-regular link-posting anyway. Christie at the Cape has a great post on archetypal female geologists - a counterpart to those irritati ...
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19 Jun 2020: Carnival of Space #59
Links: · 2 comments... seen from Earth. Late Arrivals Victims of my super-flaky Internet connection include David Portree on gravity assists, Missy on lunar ...
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16 Apr 2020: Women in Science Linky-Post
Links: · 3 comments... or Christian or whatever? I don't know. But as this is the Internet, it should be easy to figure out. Posts are due May 5, see ABW's post ...
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6 Apr 2020: Giving the Lie: Blogs and Scientific Criticism
Aimless: · 10 comments... just to maintain my image - you old fogies get offa my Internet cyberlawn!). I just don't think it does us any good to conflate ...
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27 Mar 2020: Friday Rock Blogging: Pele’s Hair
Aimless: · 3 comments... it looks like, well, hair. Or cotton candy (seriously, Internet, why do you not contain any magnified images of cotton candy for me to ...
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5 Mar 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 2 commentsAvalanches on Mars Caught on Camera! -- You can see the dust cloud. If that's not enough for you, the HiRISE team has just released 75 pages of droolworthy new Mars pix. Whoever is in charge of cropping these things has a good eye for composition. This i ...
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29 Feb 2020: Focus is a Renewable Resource
Aimless: · 5 comments... don't need a psychiatrist's approval to incorporate random Internet mantras into our daily lives. Or maybe that's not so lucky. Psychiatric oversight of my Internet meme-absorption would probably have prevented a number of very bad ...
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20 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 4 commentsThe buzz in the geoblogosphere this week has been about an article in Nature Geoscience on the status of women in the academic earth sciences. I meant to review it here, but haven't had the oomph. Instead, you should join the discussion at All My Faults ar ...
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13 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · no commentsNerd Links Igneous Sounds -- What happens if you feed mineral powder diffraction curves into a synthesizer? You get something that's too harmonic for your computer music composition professor's avant garde sensibilities. More details on the process here. H ...
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8 Feb 2020: Friday Rock Blogging: Gabbro
Aimless: · 19 comments... which is okay, because you're not running around the Internets pretending to be a geologist. This is what's colloquially known as a ...
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6 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 4 commentsTelling Stories: February's Scientiae Carnival Hooray, hooray, for Scientiae! This month's theme brings us lots of stories about what sexism looks like in everyday life... and some less depressing entries as well. Stratigraphic layer-cake T-shirt I would ...
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31 Jan 2020: Hello World
Meta: introduction · 31 comments... Gentle Reader, to my new series of Internet tubes. You'll notice that I haven't completely unpacked - there's no ...
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: Moving to New Internets
Meta: · 5 commentsAs several of you have already guessed, I've been assimilated into the ScienceBorg. Please update your bookmarks, links and feed subscriptions! My new URL is http://scienceblogs.com/greengabbro, and the new feed is http://feeds.feedburner.com/sciencebl ...
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23 Jan 2020: Accretionary Wedge #5: Geological Misconceptions and Pie
Science: blog carnivals, debunking, geoblogosphere, national pie day, pie charts · 14 comments... to the fifth edition of the Accretionary Wedge, the Internet's premier blog carnival for the earth sciences! First, I have some ...
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17 Jan 2020: RSS Feeds for AGU Journals
Science: academic journals, american geophysical union, RSS · no comments... I was enjoying Mr. McMoots's exceptionally craptastic home Internets connection - the kind where you would really benefit from the ability ... What is wrong with you people? You are missing out on the Internet 2.0 social blog bubble pie! Or whatever it is. Also, I like getting ...
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25 Dec 2020: Where on (Google) Earth? #82
Science: drainage networks, google earth, Where on (Google) Earth? · 4 comments... at least, someone who can play a geomorphologist on the Internets) to tell me what's going on in this picture. I'll invoke the ...
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14 Nov 2020: Hiking the Transgondwanan Supermountains
Science: Cambrian, Cambrian Explosion, Gondwana, Neoproterozoic, orogeny, Proterozoic · 4 commentsOnce upon a time in the Neoproterozoic, there was (maybe) an 8,000 km by 1,000 km mountain range that stretched across the half-supercontinent of Gondwana - that's slightly longer than, and twice as thick as, the modern Andes. Those mountains lived for a q ...
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20 Oct 2020: The Spinning Dancer and the Brain
Science: debunking, neuroscience, optical illusions · 69 comments... or left-brained. Since then, she's propagated all over the internets, and so has the accompanying spiel. In contrast to my deeply ...
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3 Oct 2020: November Scientiae Call for Posts
Politics, Science: blog carnivals, scientiae · 3 comments... no matter what. Scientiae is always awesome. Also, the Internet loves you, because you're very witty and clever. Smooches! Your ...
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23 Sep 2020: I Need Idiotproofing
Personal, Science: grad school, software · 3 comments... is pouting and pulling your hair out and kvetching on the Internet just par for the ...
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6 Jul 2020: Friday Links and iTunes iChing
Links, Politics, Science, Whimsy: blog carnivals, feminism, Friday random ten, iTunes iChing, poverty · 2 comments... linky-posts. Absolute most essential reading on the internets lately: Flea's just launched in to a series of posts on her ...
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4 Jul 2020: Fourth of July: I’m Doin’ It Wrong
Politics: cat macros, fuck the Enlightenment, patriotism · 11 comments... just acting as the faceless servant of the Spirit of the Internets to bring it into lolbeing. And of course, I wouldn't've seen the idea ...
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26 Jan 2020: Bottomless Holes of Curiosity
Personal, Science: time sinks, Web of Science, xkcd · 8 comments... about the other mental flytraps that lurk on the internet - some of which are eating up your tax dollars as we speak, because UC ...
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26 Nov 2020: Margarita Meringue Pie
Food: citrus, meringue, pie, recipes, thanksgiving · 1 comment... 9" pie crust. Various people on the Internet advocate pretzel-graham cracker crusts, I just bought a premade graham ...
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14 Oct 2020: 2020 Election Endorsements: City of Oakland and Alameda County Contests
Politics: Alameda County, endorsements, local elections, Oakland · 4 comments... it works for me. Plus, her opponent is invisible to the Internet. Oakland Measure M (Pension Fund Micromanagement): Yes Should the ...
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4 Sep 2020: Household Goodness
Personal: domesticity, gardening, photoblog · 2 comments... has started dropping fruit, which means (accodring to the Internets) that it's time to harvest. I picked what I could reach this ...
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16 Aug 2020: Oh That Wacky Internet
Links, Science: blog carnivals, Hans Island, Pluto, transphobia · 9 commentsWednesday is blog carnival day! We have Carnival of the Feminists #21, Tangled Bank #60, and then there's Carnival Against Sexual Violence #5 and The Scian Melt #20 which were actually out yesterday, but yesterday was not blog carnival day. We also have: ...
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12 Aug 2020: How To Grab Google’s Attention
Meta: search requests · 10 comments... Frolicking - are we beginning to figure out what's on the Internet's collective mind yet? The unfortunate thing about this entry is that ...
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3 Aug 2020: Truth, Justice, and the Academic Way
Politics, Science: academia, gender, rhetorical tactics, scientific culture · 32 comments... this. Larry Summers certainly has, and so have lots of Internet trolls. I think the reason people who claim that there are meaningful ...
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20 Jul 2020: The Walrus is Angry; Listen to the Walrus
Links, Whimsy: blog carnivals, matlab, volcanic tremor, volcanoes · no comments... of Feminists XIX Tangled Bank 58 - it's the Internet's favorite science blogging carnival! What's the web design ...
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22 May 2020: Of Note
Personal: blegging, workload · 2 comments... turning it into 8-9 hours of not fiddling around on the internet is some difficult shit. Any of you academic types have good time and ...
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16 Apr 2020: Hello world!
Meta: anonymity, Internet branding, pseudonymity · 12 comments... pursue my fantasy career of freelance science writing Internet-people will cower in awe at the scientific credibility of a first-year ... like to lend me your opinions on matters of anonymity, Internet branding, and the academic blogger, I'd appreciate it. And that goes ...
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3 Feb 2020: My New Internet Catch Phrases
Whimsy: catch phrases · 1 commentTo fully understand ____ is to fully understand the unblinking eye of madness. Sekuhara hahaha! ...
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13 Jan 2020: Rehydrated AGU
Science, Teaching: american geophysical union, conference blogging, mass communication, science journalism · no comments... in the peanut gallery wanted to know if the Internet hadn't changed EVAR-ything. Answer: no. But curious bloggers wanna know: does Internet attention improve citation statistics? *First time I typed it: the ...
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23 Nov 2020: Own Your Own Conditional Penultimate Paragraphs
Human Fuzzies, Politics, Science: feminism, rhetorical tactics, scientific culture · 2 comments... to be dead among people who spend way too much time on the Internet, but that's not what prompted this rant. What bothers me is the ...
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26 Oct 2020: How Homosexuality Hurts You
Politics, Science: queerness, smart-assery, yeast · 3 comments... argument is sure to enlighten discussion boards across the internet, but remember, you saw it here ...
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7 Oct 2020: Friday Review of Stuff
Human Fuzzies, Politics: Berzerkeley, restaurant reviews · 5 comments... R. that the YDA Women's Caucus needs a new web site. Internetty feminist revolutionaries, this is your chance to infiltrate the ...
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13 Sep 2020: The Devil Is In
Aimless, Meta, Personal: beer, blogtinkery, en français, Internet friends, pirates · 3 comments... essayez de faire la connaissance d'une nouvelle amie sur l'Internet, ça serait plus gentile de parler nettement, ou bien, de trouver une ...
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31 Jul 2020: Oh Yes, Minnesota
Personal: customs, Minnesota, mosquitoes, travelogue · 11 comments... terms, I suppose. I have until Thursday to catch up on internettnings and compose a proper travelogue; then it's back to California, ...
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19 Jul 2020: I Hate Life Hacks
Personal: 3x5 index cards, i hate everything, Internet overload · 3 comments... by teaching you, for example: How to eat the whole Internet in one (really big) bite - automagically download podcasts at night, ...
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30 Jun 2020: Offloading Tangential Meta-Rape Discussion Gripes
Politics: rape, rhetorical nit-picking, rhetorical tactics, the Pussy Oversoul · no comments... tomorrow to spend the afternoon yelling at people on the internet. But there's one thing I've noticed happening again and again in this ...
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24 Jun 2020: Friday Hangover Blogging
Personal: search requests · 4 comments... I really did. Zurgh. Search Requests Who are the internet scientist geologist's punchlines chronology of apparatus why women ...
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16 Jun 2020: Garbage Day
Links, Politics, Science: Caltech, classism, Dianne Feinstein, earthquakes, feminism, flag-burning, rape, welfare · 4 comments... yesterday Wednesday. Why are you holding out on me, internets? Why does it take so long to accumulate a linky post? This has ...
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10 Jun 2020: Friday Rock Blogging: Gnammas
Science: Australia, rock blogging, Yosemite · 3 comments... gentle reader can set me straight on this point. *The internet isn't telling which language specifically, ...
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25 May 2020: For the Record
Politics: feminism, rhetorical tactics · 5 commentsI very nearly dragged a whole Hugo Schwyzer thread into the dirt here. But this blog happens to like dirt - I mean, I'm a geologist, I do dirt for a living! The original thread is about if, when and why we should condemn what people do in the privacy of ...
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17 May 2020: Someone’s Been Waiting
Meta: fan mail, monkeys, ninjas, pirates, robots, zombies · 5 comments... or zombies. For shame! counseling Ah, but on the Internet, people will listen to your bitching and moaning for free! Or $4/mo. + ...
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16 May 2020: I Wish I Were Covered in Fuzzy Knobs
Links, Meta, Personal: anti-spam, cnidarians, hyperopia, myopia, vision · 4 comments... (and that's IO ERROR of ISCA BBS fame! It's a small internet). Browsing through the logs, it appears to have stopped about 50% of ...
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9 May 2020: Deconstructing Teh Funnay
Politics: offensive humor, rhetorical tactics · 9 comments... of absurdity) reading random dreckish humor theory on the internet has convinced me that such classification is futile, and certainly ...
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18 Apr 2020: For Millennia, Google Has Spoken
Human Fuzzies, Whimsy: essay contests, googlefu · 3 comments... on the same machine from which you are accessing the Internet through a dial- up connection. You will need to pay the fee before ...
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22 Mar 2020: Today’s Reading
Links: American history, rhetorical tactics, socks · 5 comments... the expansion of the West... Many Gah! Stupid futzy internet connection. A different selection of the Many than what was ...
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9 Mar 2020: Gravity Comes from Pine Cones on Mount St. Helens
Links: quizzes · 6 comments... pictures from last night. Additionally, there's a new Internet Crackpot of the Week, please get your shards of pottery rattling for ...
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2 Feb 2020: The Joys of All Caps
Whimsy: random acts of smooching · 4 comments... that it's superly duperly fun to sneak up on people on the Internet, and when they're not looking, type at ...
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31 Jan 2020: Romanesco
Human Fuzzies: broccoli, fractals · 3 comments... farmer's market, the fridge until we ate it, and the Internet. It's not all that yummy; it's really just normal broccoli tasting. ...
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18 Jan 2020: Courtesy and Capitalization
Human Fuzzies: grammar, writing · 18 comments... it's a discourtesy. And for the record: Here on the Internets I usually sign my name in lowercase out of pure typographical whimsy. ...
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14 Jan 2020: Magical Cow Pr0n!
Links, Politics: earworms, feminism, pornography, sex · 2 comments... in the whole person, which does not and cannot exist in internet porn pictures or with paid performers in a strip club. I think ...
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1 Jan 2020: Extension of Radio Silence
Personal: blog status updates, Christmas · 2 comments... be worse. Regardless, I'm'a try an' keep myself off the internets for another week or two. * Not only could I have had loved ones ...
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19 Dec 2020: Someone Has a Small Internet
Meta: fan mail, high school, Internet citizen of the world, nostalgia · no commentsIn the ongoing saga of how Google brings you into serendipitous contact with the fluffy blanket infinity of the universe... a while back someone typed the name of an old compatriot into the spout box. Said compatriot is now in Morocco with the Peace Corps. ...
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7 Dec 2020: Old Enough to Buy My Own Candy
Human Fuzzies, Links: candy, Christmas, Hanukkah, nostalgia · 2 comments... all who donated; the organizers weren't completely on the internet ball and didn't send any notices of internet donations until Thursday evening-ish, but I know of at least $50 - way ...
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29 Nov 2020: Shameless Begging
Links, Meta: AIDS, blegging, charity · 3 comments... pediatric AIDS foundation - and you can sponsor me on the Internet! Which I hear they have on the broadcast spectrum ...
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3 Nov 2020: Back on the Horse
Politics: angst, Internet activism, presidential elections, Ralph Nader, US party politics · 2 comments... and blogs are all headed in the right direction, but the Internet isn't everything. I think I might claim this to be one of "my" ...
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30 Sep 2020: Debate Livesnarking
Politics: · 2 comments... beer. And I'm stealing his laptop to cast pearls among Internets, hoorah! 7:30 - Yeah, it ended right on time. I'm hungry. And I bet ...
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17 Sep 2020: Rhetorical Gatekeeping, Gender, Etc.
Meta, Politics: blogular wanking, feminism, gender, rhetorical tactics · 2 comments... fundamental premises to all the ignorant yahoos on the internet, and the genderedness thereof: When one is not teaching entry-level ...
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25 Jul 2020: Tour de Roid Rage!
Whimsy: sports, steroids, Tour de France · 6 comments... McMoots has been watching the Tour de France on delayed internet broadcast. I'm still looking for the thing that makes it so exciting, ...
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18 May 2020: Sorbets I’m Dreaming Of
Food: cooking, desserts, recipes, sorbet · 6 comments... and zucchini sorbet recipes are not forthcoming. Stupid Internet, what good are you anyway? Beer sorbet - it doesn't grow in the ...
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10 May 2020: Aaah Generation Overload
Personal: · 2 comments... X-treme Corporate Loyalty would drive me to sit in an internet cafe in a ski resort town while small (and adorably nerdy) adolescents ... Only four-cycle semilog graph paper printed out from the Internet will do, and I will be mentioning the loudmouthed questions of the ...
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4 May 2020: Garden Post
Personal: car repair, cars, container gardening, gardening, heirloom tomatoes, tomatoes · no comments... pinned it down yet. It may take a "tune or tomato?" internet quiz to get to the bottom of this... Meanwhile, it's bedtime. ...
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19 Apr 2020: Crackpot Internet Scientist of the Week
Links: crackpots, electromagnetism · 4 commentsThe Final Theory -- A Scientific Revolution has Arrived! Reclaim your birthright of understanding, and get answers to all those pesky unresolved questions your high school physics teacher refused to talk about, like: Q: How can a fridge magnet cling aga ...
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18 Apr 2020: Meme, I Give In
Human Fuzzies, Whimsy: · 5 comments... there anyone on the Internet who has not yet grasped the nearest book in their grubby little carpal ...
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11 Apr 2020: Someone Misses Someone Else
Meta: · 1 comment... you know, and I can only handle so many small-world Internet coincidences. Longer spout from danny: if you run into joe euclid, ...
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5 Apr 2020: Whoa
Meta: · no commentsJust added a bunch of horse-teenage-booger sex sites to the comment blacklist, and realized something: I've never gotten comment spam for goatse. No, I don't block on anything resembling "goat" or "tub". What in God's name is wrong with the Internet? ---- ...
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4 Apr 2020: In Which I Am Excited About Compost
Links, Personal: · 3 comments... I'm all, like, intensely secondhand connected to the l33t Internet snow monkey zeitgeist society now, and stuff, so there! They're ...
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1 Mar 2020: Describe Your Nose-Picking Habits
Links: boogers, medicine · 1 comment... life. Also, describing your nose-picking routine to the Internet is a step towards a more fulfilling ...
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2 Feb 2020: Linky Roundup
Links: · 2 comments... I'm not the only one who was internet-starved all weekend.* The RSS is full! Here's some of what it's full ... to the endearingly schizoid leafletter himself. *Internet Starvation: The DSL started burping to death when subjected to 10 ...
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26 Jan 2020: I Don’t Like!
Links: · 3 comments... a preference-engine that you like Google? Everyone on the Internet likes Google. Telling me to visit Zeldman because people who like ...
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24 Jan 2020: Ha ha
Politics: Internet activism, same-sex marriage · 2 comments... to find out that I'm a homosexual, and that gaming internet polls counts as activistm, but you learn something new every day. If ...
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3 Jan 2020: RSS Ketchup
Links: · no comments... my trusty news feed aggregator, the Internet seemed pale and uninteresting. But now I'm home, and the Internet is grand! There's a kvetching-about-Orodruin's-movie-representation ... fabulous, despite the lack of snow. ...and I guess the Internet is still only two links worth of interesting (I'll leave y'all to pick ...
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29 Dec 2020: Broken
Meta: · no comments... don't like to apologize for being dull on the internet. However, I briefly thought of berating you, Dearest Reader, for being ...
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18 Oct 2020: Joe Jonah Euclid
Human Fuzzies: · 5 comments... 2020 Please Consider the hypothetical possibality that the Internet is better than the Cosmic Consciousness. Both provide communications ... Long Term. The younger generation will mostly Learn the Internet. When they Hear Of the Cosmic Consciousness, it is not ...
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28 Sep 2020: Numbered Notes
Human Fuzzies: · 3 comments... - Peter is still hogging it): ...I don't think that the Internet, as it currently exists, does a very good job of explaining things to ... fan of serendipity, I must suppress my dislike of bullshit internet pseudo-librarians and support the effort. Reluctantly. But if I had ...
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10 Sep 2020: Epic Immuno-Suppressing Battles
Human Fuzzies: · 6 comments... with the Nerds on pure wanking. Thoughts? I have Internet at home now (yay!) though I still need to purchase a longer ethernet ...
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25 Aug 2020: Someone’s Been Shitting in My Toilet!
Personal: · 3 comments... in favor of using new and incoherent dialects here on th' Internet, in practice this only applies to the ones we (or our demographic ...
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16 Jul 2020: Sweet Hot Modem
Meta: · no comments... Internet-man came by my house with a new and functioning cable modem, so all is ...
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14 Jul 2020: And The Internet Melted
Personal: camping, photography · no commentsOnce again I have reduced myself to a puddle of gelatinous slag. This time, it was going out to the desert for the weekend, on the grounds that "joshua trees are pretty" and "camping is fun". It's all true at night, but after trying to walk up one hill dur ...
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9 Jul 2020: The Difference Between Shit and the Internet
Whimsy: blogular wanking, feces, Internet overload, shit · 32 comments... on metafilter, so you've probably all seen it already: The Internet Is Shit. You may not have seen plasticbag.org defending Fair Internet's honor. It seems that other people have also spent a great deal of ...
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6 Jul 2020: Cinna-melon Good
Human Fuzzies: · no comments... up today - all kinds of tasty! After reading some unknown internet recipe that suggested adding a cinnamon stick to the boiling sugar ...
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2 Jul 2020: eTextWhore
Meta: · 2 comments... exposure for Poochie Poodle's Doggie Den to leap to cult internet stardom! Or, spend that same $0.50 on ten guaranteed doggy-lovin' ...
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9 Jun 2020: The End of the Internet??
Aimless: · no commentsSometimes, after wasting too much time on Teh Olde IntarNette, I realize that if I go any further I will run into 2020. Not the 2020 of the Wayback Machine, but the 2020 of my innermost snorty giggle monster when I spent hours finding my dada fortune. Only ...
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1 Apr 2020: Score One Random
Links: · 5 comments... logs: WebCollage, a splattered collection of random internet pictures. You'd think there'd be lots of porn, but amazingly enough, ...
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1 Feb 2020: A Sad Hole in the Internet
Aimless: · no comments... Revelations, and some stuff in Dutch. O Great and Powerful Internet, I am sorry I doubted ...
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28 Sep 2020: Phone Books
Human Fuzzies, Personal: · no comments... irrational antipathy towards telephones, and besides, the internet has all the important phone numbers anyway. However, if you actually ...
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1 Sep 2020: New Gadgets
Meta: · no comments... can now turn any photoblog entry into a trendy internet postcard. Look for the link at the bottom of the individual entry ...
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14 Aug 2020: Cold Turkey
Personal: · 2 comments... - but I'm sure that's just the caffeine. The way my internet connection was set up makes everything extra-fun. There's a wire that ...
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5 Jul 2020: Liminal Kangaroo Courts
Meta: blogular wanking, snobbery · no comments... with snobbery - I don't want a small permeable circle of internet friends, I want a large flowing crowd of admirers who are demonstrably ...
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20 Jun 2020: and may the Lord have mercy on our souls
Links: guest posts · no commentsInternet refrigerator, microwave, washer Remember, there's no such thing as an inappropriate ...
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8 Jun 2020: Two Things Not Math
Uncategorized: dreams · 2 comments... is the surest possible sign that I Need A Break From Internet. Mac'n'cheez always makes me want to ...
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30 May 2020: Someone Wants Naked Sorority Frolicking
Whimsy: fan mail, search requests · 3 comments... can't wait for the next edition of the internets's favorite skvallerbladet: Half-naked coed body-painting! ...
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1 Apr 2020: A Farewell
Whimsy: · 21 comments... the growing sense of familiarity I feel with you friendly internet-people, making me lax with my posts; perhaps it's because I've got ...
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14 Mar 2020: Someone’s playing drunken Scrabble
Meta: · 1 comment... up. As a side note, I'm currently the only person on the internet who's used the word McMoots in an indexed location. Perhaps I should ...
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10 Mar 2020: Much Ado About
Meta: · no comments... our own best interests). Hoom. There are two kinds of internet arguments: the first is where two people are in such fundamental ...
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22 Feb 2020: new brand of peanut gallery
Personal: · no comments... I should stop posting angst on the internet - after the initial rush of turning some emotion into coherent ...
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3 Feb 2020: Hey! You!
Meta: · no comments... peanut butter hot monkey love blog entries for free to the internet community for over six months now, asking nothing in return but the ...
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21 Jan 2020: Silly Hats Only
Links: · no comments... And more use of the "ae" ending than anywhere else on the Internet. In other news, there's been a disturbing lack of disturbing ...
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17 Dec 2020: Look! It’s the Internet!
Personal: · no comments... the real issue is that I can't get my gossip over the Internet. You see, it's reached the point where I'm more interested in romantic ...
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: spacialization
Aimless: · no comments... things: relationships, family networks, this here Internet (how many of you care where my server is located?), the set of all ...
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5 Dec 2020: gopher://
Links: · 1 comment... course, I didn't own a modem and so much of the nostalgic internet thrills are lost to me - but for some reason, gopher makes my knees go ...
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1 Dec 2020: Happy AIDS Day!
Links: · no commentsI don't actually know anyone with HIV, or if I do they haven't told me about it. So the main impact of AIDS on my life has been the near-exponential increase of free condom dispenseries in convenient locations, which is actually a good thing - though when ...
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17 Nov 2020: jeg var…
Personal: diary, words · no comments... has gone and installed a piece of shit "enhancement" to Internet Explorer that slows everything down while advertising some bite-sized ...
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5 Nov 2020: sinful blogging
Meta, Whimsy: · no comments... and the use of blogworld (as opposed to mainstream internetworld) themes -- will the vicious cycle of deconstruction ever end? and ...
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24 Oct 2020: super stalker search!
Meta: · no comments... much of my personal information is scattered around the internet, or how much patience you need to find it. So I will give a prize of ... be some rules: You may only use public (or semi-public) internet resources. Your ability to hack into database servers, or cajole ...
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7 Oct 2020: Suckers!
Personal: government gravy trains, Sweden, the scientific lifestyle, utter glee · no comments... very scenic Swedish fjord. It's an uninhabited island with internet access, a sauna, and decent fishing - er, I mean, a good bridge from ...
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7 Sep 2020: smoke-clogged lung
Personal: cbcbc, drinking, life · 1 comment... I've finally had the honor of meeting one of you crazy internet-people, yesterday, for coffee. The entire concept is somewhat ...
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20 Jul 2020: happy hair fetish
Personal: angst, relationships · 1 comment... buildings, and sparse, dispassionate text. You random Internet-People probably haven't met my hair fetish yet. Hair fetish, meet random internet people. Random internet people, meet hair fetish. It's not even a ...
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: super-mullet-link-day
Links: · no comments... in their native habitats, and silly commentary by random internet jerks. Mullets Galore, alas, is spitting out server errors left and ...
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15 Jul 2020: no hate mail yet
Meta: blog status updates · no comments... minimum amount to get a gift certificate. I've gotten real Internet-People® to drop by and sign the guestbook. I have not gotten any ...
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5 Jul 2020: corn with pig dna
Meta: excess energy, introductions, pretentions · no comments... tinted pictures on it. And convincing all you random internet-people to read it will soak up plenty of my excess energy, ...