Search Results: monkey
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5 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: Links · 3 comments... a day job! For a few weeks, anyway - I'm temping as a GIS monkey. While this is not functionally much different from generic office temp ...
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24 Dec 2020: Happy Twinkletree, Joyous Monkey
Aimless: · 3 comments... holidays, well, at least you're not a dinosaur. Happy monkey, ...
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11 Dec 2020: An Open Letter to the Science Blogosphere
Meta: · 10 comments... of the form "I was reading DoucheNozzle, who linked to Monkeytastic asking whether Churro-on-Squid was misreading Foo Blog's subtle ...
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8 Oct 2020: Donors Choose Update: Prizes!
Meta: · 4 comments... I'm just two donors behind a first place tie between Drug Monkey, Science Women, and Uncertain Principles. These blogs all get at least ...
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24 Sep 2020: Carnival of Feminists #65
Aimless: · 9 commentsWelcome to the 65th biweekly showcase of the feminist blogosphere! Here's just a taste of what's inside: Owning privilege is not about feeling ashamed, it is about acknowledging the benefits that one receives without having to work for them. And now today ...
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21 Feb 2020: And the Three Billion Dollar Grant Goes to…
Aimless: · 5 comments... picked high-temperature superconductivity, and DrugMonkey picked Alzheimer's research. I pick... I pick carbon sequestration. ...
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18 Feb 2020: Repost: A Puzzle
Aimless: · 4 comments... then, we had to blog while navigating uphill both ways on monkey bars, and it's awfully hard to type with your toes. Lo! Broil a new ...
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27 Jan 2020: Meme Time
Personal, Whimsy: memes, monkeys, national pie day, pie, writing · 5 comments... first draft. You share 95%* of your genome with a hundred monkeys on a hundred keyboards, so you will probably need to produce a lot of ... actual degree of genetic similarity is between humans and monkeys. It's some sort of metaphor. ** Yes, monkey experimentalists use water ...
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20 Oct 2020: The Spinning Dancer and the Brain
Science: debunking, neuroscience, optical illusions · 69 comments... optical illusion geek. He spends his time making monkeys play video games, in order to figure out their visual processing ... else, and you can prove it by sticking electrodes into monkeys' heads (e.g., Grunewald et al., 2020). You could probably prove it by ...
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19 Sep 2020: Arrr! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Human Fuzzies, Links: pirate music, pirates, rum · 6 comments... me favorite holidays. A pirate can only listen to so much Monkey Island soundtrack before going a bit parroty in the bilge. Here are me ...
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10 Aug 2020: James Van Allen, Rest in Peace
Science: Iowa City, James Van Allen, obituaries · no comments... took the stairs up to our after-school astronomy analysis-monkey internships on the top floor of Van Allen hall. One day, he arrived late ...
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30 Jun 2020: Contact
: · no commentsEmail: criminy.crickets [at] gmail.com AIM: yami monkey ...
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23 Nov 2020: Own Your Own Conditional Penultimate Paragraphs
Human Fuzzies, Politics, Science: feminism, rhetorical tactics, scientific culture · 2 comments... I could write a better essay on science culture with a monkey tied behind my back, but I won't make that claim. After all, my personal ...
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27 Jul 2020: Some Other Common Kidnapper Might Only Name Kentucky Evil, Yet Artimus Remained Tactful…
Links: guest posts, monkeys, socks · no comments... Monkey Art![found via ...
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8 Jul 2020: Stop to smell the roses…
Politics: guest posts, monkeys · no comments... less to the gut. So I’d have to be a small-brained monkey girl riding the hadrosaur, bareback, since I wouldn’t have the ...
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29 Jun 2020: Stop to smell the roses…
Politics, Science: guest posts, monkeys · no comments... less to the gut. So I’d have to be a small-brained monkey girl riding the hadrosaur, bareback, since I wouldn’t have the ...
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26 May 2020: Friday Frittering: Last Day at Work Edition
Human Fuzzies, Whimsy: candy, chocolate, feminism, gender, girlhood, quizzes, search requests · 6 comments... do people has green poo's picking your nose bigger "monkey"+"duck"+"porn" ginger anus horses green,song,dumpster slut do I have ...
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23 May 2020: In Lieu of Zurgh Urfle Blah
Links, Politics: kittens, networking, science jokes, women in science · 4 comments... I'm horribly jealous - very few things I've done at GeoMonkey would be remotely publishable, even if I were allowed to attach my name. ...
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19 May 2020: Friday Fluff
Human Fuzzies, Whimsy: music reviews, search requests · 2 comments... tell me all about the ancient egypt glossary jellyfish monkey ...
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17 May 2020: Someone’s Been Waiting
Meta: fan mail, monkeys, ninjas, pirates, robots, zombies · 5 comments... the word "coccyx"? www.miniclip.com I tried to play monkey snow fight, but was denied. Cruelly denied! Also, I noticed that they had games about pirates and monkeys, but nothing about robots, ninjas, or zombies. For ... personality according to the syncretic folksonomy of monkey, pirate, robot, ninja, zombie, rather than some scientifistic sounding ...
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9 May 2020: Work a Mile in My Shoes
Science: job openings · 2 comments... Tis also the season for up and quittin' one's job, and GeoMonkey is seeking my replacement. This is an entry-level position for someone ...
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28 Apr 2020: Friday Random Ten-and-Twelve
Whimsy: Friday random ten, search requests · 2 comments... + snail DIRTY COMMENTS ABOUT CHEAPSKATES princess monkey + blog CATS MENSTRUATING girls painted like cows porn scandinavian ...
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13 Feb 2020: Someone’s A Bit Paranoid
Meta: cladistics, ducklings, family, fan mail, mammals, monkeys · 4 comments... what kinds of meat you've been eating lately: Protomonkey! It was a while ago that I was busy* looking up mammalian phylogeny, ... eat grass-fed gophers, O Silly Reader! The Flying Space Monkey Chronicles That's a pretty great commentary on the meaning of monkey, ...
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11 Jan 2020: Mmmm Rocket Fuel
Politics, Science: earthquakes, ground water, perchlorate, pollution · no comments... (bedrock wells are wacky!) - and the project for which GeoMonkeyCo was monitoring the wells is so lawyer-ridden that we can't release the ...
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19 Dec 2020: Someone Has a Small Internet
Meta: fan mail, high school, Internet citizen of the world, nostalgia · no comments... I recommend treating your sticky with soap and water. Monkeys Rule The World With Brainwaves!!! Super Robot Monkey Hyper Force Go! Hey! Does this mean a batallion of robot monkeys will ...
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5 Aug 2020: SUVs illegal in Pasadena
Politics: environmentalism, Pasadena, SUVs · 1 comment... of Pasadena's passenger fleet, n'est-ce pas? UPDATE: Monkeyfilter believes numerous technical definitions of vehicle weight been ...
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17 Jul 2020: Someone’s Been Waiting
Meta: · no comments... be irritating. So it's too bad I don't have a cat. i LOVE monkeys There we go! Pirate monkeys? Spaceship monkeys? MONKEYS! ilike ducks They have tasty eggs, but ...
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29 Jun 2020: x+-[^ ]*\.[a-z]{2,}
Meta: · 2 comments... on the comment blacklist. If you're here from, say, x-monkey.com, you're absolutely welcome to leave your URL, but you'll need to ...
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16 Jun 2020: Up Shit Canyon Without a Creek
Politics: · 2 comments... to also say that these are my thoughts and not those of GeoMonkeyMonkey Inc., but without pulling out my contract to check the intellectual ...
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14 Jun 2020: Sad Monkey News
Uncategorized: monkeys · no comments... a while since I've had anything about monkeys. In the news today, we learn that war is bad for monkeys, too, and some Indian monkeys are very ill. On a brighter note, Florida law permits the use of ...
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15 Apr 2020: Oh Boy an Earthquake!
Science: · 10 comments... though I now work as a highly sophisticated GIS'n'Excel monkey, I'm still a geophysicist, god dammit. And someone's been sucking the ...
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4 Apr 2020: In Which I Am Excited About Compost
Links, Personal: · 3 comments... intensely secondhand connected to the l33t Internet snow monkey zeitgeist society now, and stuff, so there! They're hatin' on the ...
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20 Feb 2020: Someone’s Trolling My Bridge
Meta: · no comments... 2020. I hope that's enough facts to get by on. i hate monkeys FUKKKK YOU, gloppy robot man!!!!!** I don't care if monkeys only got a one-star rating; it is unpossible to hate monkeys and still ...
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31 Jan 2020: Someone Has a Riddle
Meta: · no comments... like a good children's book to me. http://bl.net/forwards/monkey.html Dead monkey steeds? I don't think so. Next ...
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19 Jan 2020: Counting Dirty Words
Human Fuzzies: Congressional shenanigans, swear words · no comments... to G, who also has a nice picture of a monkey for ...
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9 Jan 2020: Monkey Taken by Cruel Civic Ordinance
Uncategorized: monkeys · 1 comment... Morning News registration required for this story about a monkey - my spam email is yami_mcmoots [at] yahoo.com, password ... who were unable to carry on a normal life without the monkey," [Mr Lawyer-Man] said. If the City of Dallas prohibits the keeping of ... became an issue. And it only has one picture. But it's monkeys doing monkey things! * It's not quite so spammy that I'll hand it out ...
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23 Dec 2020: Christmas Poll
Aimless: · no comments... card was sent to my office by the Geo Monkey Geo Company. (Poll removed indefinitely. I will maybe eventually get ...
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15 Dec 2020: No Demons Without Monkeys
Uncategorized: monkeys · 1 comment... turning away from the light of God---but I don't have a monkey. So I'm going to go become a demon-rejecting priest." We insist that ... an unproven corollary, that all times are times in which monkeys (and the havingness thereof) are the driving force behind man's moral ...
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1 Oct 2020: Gubernatorial Goodies
Human Fuzzies, Politics: · 1 comment... even the ones running on a platform of "Drink Butt Monkey Beer" - there goes that ad campaign. Quite frankly, I don't see how a ...
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20 Sep 2020: Someone’s Expense Account
Meta: · no comments... have the bucket when you're done with the ice cream. Mm. Monkeys can spot a raw deal when they see one. Not if they're pirate monkeys wearing an eye patch! (you need stereo vision to spot raw ...
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10 Sep 2020: Epic Immuno-Suppressing Battles
Human Fuzzies: · 6 comments... arranging our two bookshelves to reflect two epic battles: Monkey vs. Robot, and Hipster vs. Nerd. Monkey vs. Robot (available as a live-action or animated short film, compact ...
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3 Aug 2020: Someone Hates Me!
Meta: · 1 comment... eyes? I hate them too. Hideously fun-colored things. A monkey is a fallen angel. A monkey is a fallen soldier. A monkey is a monkey pirate. Monkey pirates! ...
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23 Jun 2020: Someone’s At It Again
Meta: · no comments... don't smell like poo, so there. I still want to be a monkey pirate. Yeah, me too. But I'm not really qualified - you need at least three years experience in the pirate or monkey industries before you'll even be considered for a monkey pirate gig. ...
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6 Jun 2020: Someone’s Unemployed!
Meta: · 1 comment... Dehydrated gerbil research. Oh. I want to be a monkey pirate. Arr, matey, don't steal me dehydrated gerbil booty! I needs ...
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16 Apr 2020: Green Mung Beans
Meta: · no comments... communism! http://www.cnn.com/2020/US/South/03/12/monkey.escape.ap/index.html It was not clear how the monkeys escaped from a fenced area outside the research facility Tuesday, said ... a spokesman for the St. Tammany Parish sheriff. Go monkeys! i like penises Of course you do, attbi.com! Just look at your IP ...
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11 Apr 2020: Get Your Imperialism Straight
Politics, Whimsy: Canada, imperialism · 4 commentsNow that the war's gone dull, there's lots of people arguing about which country gets to be the 51st United State: Iraq? The UK? Germany? What these people are forgetting, of course, is that there are already way more than 50 states. Canada became a Sta ...
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26 Jan 2020: Link Fest Rama Lama Ding Dong
Links: · 3 comments... actually grew up in Iowa City - the Press-Citizen walks a monkey-shit-strewn line between respectable local journalism and folksy ...
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17 Aug 2020: Someone Presents a URL
Meta: monkeys · no comments... the pursuit of identity: if you were a uni-faceted cartoon monkey, which character trait would you have? I'd want to be marmalade monkey, but I've eaten marmalade perhaps once or twice in my life. Reading ...
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26 Jul 2020: Someone was Long Overdue
Meta: · no comments... corn when I'm back, nudge nudge, wink wink. http://www.monkeylaw.org Hot damn! A web comic about monkeys who seem to live just down the street from the house in which I was ...
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24 Jun 2020: see no evil, hear no evil, do no evil
Links: guest posts, monkeys · no comments... the messager wrote "monkey monkey monkey", I'll add a DumbMonkey and The Monkey Can ...
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23 Jun 2020: Deus Misereatur
Meta: · 1 comment... analysis, of course, they're all as fatal as each other.monkey monkey monkeyYami, is that you? Here's a weblog devoted to monkeys (and ...
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4 May 2020: Hey Wait a Minute…
Links: · no commentsI was about to get some dinner when I discovered that the house network was back up after a day-long outage. Now it's two hours later; not only am I two hours hungrier, it's past reasonable suppertime and I will probably not be able to find a dinnermate... ...
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23 Apr 2020: More Decision Theory
Personal: · 6 comments... like: If a lottery with a 1/2 chance of winning a monkey and a 1/2 chance of winning a boat is strictly preferred to a lottery ... Pauly Shore, then a lottery with a 1/3 chance of winning a monkey and a 2/3 chance of winning a goat should be strictly preferred to a ...
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19 Apr 2020: Someone’s a Monkey
Meta: · no commentshttp://www.umich.edu/~uac/threeweeks/monkey/ I was the only one in the computer lab, and when I left, I left that site ...
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18 Apr 2020: Monkey Monkey Monkey
Links: monkeys · 3 comments... Kofi Annan playing with a stuffed monkey. ...
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16 Apr 2020: The Postcards Are Spoken For
Whimsy: fan mail, monkeys · no comments... points out that it's been a while since my last gratuitous monkey reference. So true! You've probably seen the bit about how monkeys are about to conquer Japan - but did you realize it was all part of a ...
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9 Apr 2020: Someone’s Upset
Meta: fan mail, monkeys · 1 comment... sure that's the organ grinder, and not the organ grinder's monkey? Are you really ...
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23 Mar 2020: Someone Found Me!
Meta: · 1 comment... or did you keep on searching for more lost souls? purple monkey dishwasher Dear me, I had to do research to remember that this is a ...
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14 Mar 2020: Someone’s playing drunken Scrabble
Meta: · 1 comment... Monkey Pork-Choppy McMOOTS! Yep, that just about sums it up. As a side note, ...
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10 Mar 2020: Someone Says it Again
Meta: monkeys · 1 comment... you define "sensible", doesn't it? Finally, a gratuitous monkey link. Prof Ervin said: "The parallels between the vervets' behaviour and human behaviour are striking. A cageful of drunken monkeys is like a cocktail party. You have one who gets aggressive, one who ...
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3 Feb 2020: Hey! You!
Meta: · no comments... hilarious, warm'n'fuzzy kittycat peanut butter hot monkey love blog entries for free to the internet community for over six months ...
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27 Jan 2020: Dear Jack,
Whimsy: · no comments... It's not edgy graphics or throbbing bass jingos - it's monkeys. I like monkeys, and I'd like to see more of them in advertising, so keep up the good ...
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21 Jan 2020: Silly Hats Only
Links: · no comments... to teach your kids to read. How about a picture of monkeys doing monkey things? Dude. Dude. It's the Tree of Life, with pictures and ...
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16 Jan 2020: Frogs
Human Fuzzies: · no commentsMy old dear housemate just lent me a book called Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, which by all rights should be a perfect allegory of my life. I am after all half asleep, and wearing frog pajamas. The pajamas are a cheap silky set from Santamas, and I'm wearin ...
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28 Dec 2020: Night of the Living Dead Mall
Human Fuzzies, Politics: Iowa City, Lord of the Rings, urban sprawl · no comments... new movie theaters, a Chuck-E-Cheese takeoff dubbed "Monkey World" and a selection of respectable shops. It's not exactly buzzing ...
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9 Dec 2020: side couples square through
Personal: agnosticism, atheism, cookies, dancing, julefrokost, monkeys, religion, religious conversion, religious preferences, square dancing, unitarian church · 1 comment... in my behavior. Meh. Here's a recipe for stuffed monkeys. I haven't tried it, and I'm planning on banana chocolate chip cookies ... bananas in my cupboard, but I haven't made any gratuitous monkey references in a ...
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31 Aug 2020: bandwagon meme
Whimsy: · no comments... cherished fantasies: apparently, not understanding the monkeylisp or the american slang does not enhance one's experience of a ...