Search Results: please
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24 Mar 2020: Are Geophysicists Geologists?
Science: disciplinary boundaries, geology, geophysics, scientific culture · 13 comments... on the street corner and make use of them in my work. Please assume while you are answering the poll that my work involves using my ...
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11 Feb 2020: An Open Letter to the Environmental Geologists of the Past
Human Fuzzies, Science: cartography, environmental consulting · 11 comments... Engineers, and Technical Illustrators of 20 Years Ago: Please remember that the real audience for your work - the mind-numbingly ...
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5 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: Links · 3 comments... be able to lounge around osmosing the blogosphere all day, please do drop me a note - by email, or leave a comment on one of these noms ...
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16 Dec 2020: Red Bean Xenoliths Janessa
Food, Science: baked Alaska, desserts, failed experiments, lava, meringue, recipes · 6 comments... after snatching up the xenolith, so the crystals survived. Please see the comments for an explanation of why this is wrong. A baked ...
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21 Oct 2020: Geopuzzle: Beach Detectives
Aimless: · 14 comments... photos - they're all tagged somewhere with the locations. Please don't look until you've guessed! It's fair game to Google for more ...
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10 Oct 2020: What Donors Should Choose
Aimless: · 2 comments... most of you will need all the warm fuzzies you can get; please consider donating. Below the fold, I've listed the three projects from ...
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8 Oct 2020: Donors Choose Update: Prizes!
Meta: · 4 comments... the geoblogosphere kicks philanthropic ass! I'm also pleased to report that we've put new hot plates into a woefully underequipped ... you have another stunt you would like to see me perform, please note it here in comments, and I'll set a value on it. This story scared ...
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1 Oct 2020: In Which I Want Your Money: Donors Choose Challenge 2020
Aimless: · 3 comments... (save your donation thank-you email!). For now, though, please take a few moments to browse through some of the projects that need ...
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24 Sep 2020: Carnival of Feminists #65
Aimless: · 9 comments... here. If you would like to participate, the link is here. Please remember this is for women only and is voluntary. Kimberly asks me to ... to stranger DOT harassment DOT survey AT gmail DOT com Please do NOT post them in the comments here, so as not taint others' ...
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13 Sep 2020: Blogosphere Administration (and bonus liquid nitrogen recipe)
Links: · 3 comments... next edition of the Carnival of Feminists on September 24. Please send me your best recent women-in-science posts (or non-sciencey ... submission form or regular ol' email. Geobloggers! Please take Callan Bentley's survey, if you haven't already. He needs your ...
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12 Sep 2020: Attention Seattle (and everyone else)
Meta: · 9 comments... the Space Needle at 105 W. Mercer St. Seattle readers, please let me know if you think you will make it - if we have enough people we ...
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22 Jul 2020: Attention New York City
Meta: · 4 comments... are you interested? If you think you might make it, please comment here (or email me at the address in the left sidebar) with an ...
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17 Jul 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · no comments... the Earth Science Women's Network? Dear me, won't somebody please puke on John Tierney's shoes? I'm afraid I'm all out of bile, and I ...
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28 Jun 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 1 comment... can find out in the course of an hour if this paragraph pleases you or not. It's like teaching, sort of; it's much faster. So, sort of, ...
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28 May 2020: Borrowing Geek Cred from the Mathematicians
Aimless: · 1 comment... tell, this is not especially impressive, but I'm sort of pleased with it anyway. I also discovered via the Mathematics Genealogy ...
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5 May 2020: Tag Clouds for my Papers
Aimless: · 7 commentsBrian posted tag clouds for two of his recent papers. Having no shame, Lab Lemming followed suit. Since I have even less shame, I'm just going to jump on while the bandwagon is rolling. So here's the tag cloud for Davies et al., 2020, currently in review ...
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5 Mar 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 2 comments... Gray Literature on Women of Color in Science -- Please pass your hidden gems to Mia Ong. Happy birthday, Scientiae! -- a new ...
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14 Feb 2020: Love Songs for Geoscientists
Aimless: · 18 comments... do what you did Roll me under New Madrid Shake my baby and please bring her back So for Valentine's Day, I thought I'd poke around the ...
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13 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · no comments... er, wait, maybe that's not the best analogy. Anyway, please write to the Park Service and ask them to preserve the place of ... thing, which sort of counts as a theme. ScienceBlogs Please take the ScienceBlogs reader survey -- one respondent will win an ...
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6 Feb 2020: Delicious Internet Noms
Links: · 4 comments... spam their friends. So if you are a Threadless regular, please spam me with an invitation to buy that ...
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4 Feb 2020: New LJ Feed
Meta: · no comments... as green_gabbro_sb. Thanks, Dalryaug! Non-LJ users, please ignore this ...
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31 Jan 2020: Moving to New Internets
Meta: · 5 comments... guessed, I've been assimilated into the ScienceBorg. Please update your bookmarks, links and feed subscriptions! My new URL is ...
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3 Oct 2020: November Scientiae Call for Posts
Politics, Science: blog carnivals, scientiae · 3 comments... fun this time around. To submit a post to the carnival, please email the URL by October 29, 17:00 Pacific Time (or, y'know, whenever it ...
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23 Sep 2020: I Need Idiotproofing
Personal, Science: grad school, software · 3 comments... just had one of those. (If this has never happened to you, please shut up and enjoy your perfection somewhere else, thanks.) The damage in ...
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20 Jul 2020: Where on (Google) Earth? #35
Science, Whimsy: glaciers, google earth, volcanoes, Where on (Google) Earth? · 8 comments... is so easy, the Schott Rule is in effect. Former winners, please wait one hour for each time you have won before posting your solutions. ...
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3 Apr 2020: How Much NSF Grant Money Can One Bad Apple Control?
Politics, Science: blog carnivals, peer review, scientiae, sexism · 5 comments... the broader impacts of the proposed activity? In addition, please consider the prospective benefits to the applicant, the scientific ...
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14 Dec 2020: Finals Week = Bitch About Students
Personal, Teaching: apathy · 5 comments... minimum I need to do to pass the class?" Dear students: Please learn to construct more believable sycophantic natterings. Fondly, Your ...
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2 Aug 2020: Shorter Responses to Ben Barres
Politics: academia, gender, sexism, snark, women in science · 12 comments... But I also believe in some biological basis for gender, so please don't discount my opinions as those of a crazy feminist! Donna ...
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27 Jul 2020: Coming Down from the Link Rush
Links, Meta: anti-racism, blog carnivals, doing science, erase racism, NASA, panta rei, race in science, racism · 1 comment... just subscribed to the feed - hi! If you're not too shy, please have a seat, introduce yourselves, put your feet up on the coffee table. ...
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29 Mar 2020: Nerds for the Cause of Justice I: Proof of Concept
Meta: blogtinkery, ideas for plugins, rhetorical tactics · no comments... open comments. But, as an exercise in tangent-combing: please go to Blac(k)ademic, Slant Truth or Feministe if you want to talk about ...
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21 Mar 2020: Thomas Kuhn and Big Historiography
Science: Berzerkeley, Big History, Kuhn, Lacan, Marxism, paradigms, philosophy of science · 4 comments... I invoke Lacanian desire here? Huh huh huh can I can I please? Pretentious bloggers need to know, without going through the bother of ...
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17 Mar 2020: Friday Rock Blogging: The Giant’s Causeway
Science: basalt, igneous rocks, rock blogging, tourist attractions · 3 comments... Green Beer Day! I am pleased to inform you that there are famous rocks in Ireland which you are not ...
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13 Mar 2020: Quickies
Aimless, Links, Politics, Science: better living through science, mystery rocks, scientific culture, sexism · 9 commentsJerry wants some help identifying a mineral; I'm inclined to say "uh, green, um, chlorite? epidote?" but that's why I'm not a real geologist. He's also got some tomatoes going, and by zoinks, it's March, time to get cracking on these recalcitrant scaveng ...
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14 Dec 2020: A Pedagogical Quandary
Whimsy: class presentations, Lord Kelvin · 3 comments... these won't be mutually exclusive. Also, will someone please check this out and tell me if it's really clever, or just derivative ...
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6 Dec 2020: AGU Two
Personal: american geophysical union, beer, conference blogging · no comments... neither of who understood the correct use of the word "please" (hint: it doesn't become suddenly ungrammatical when used with those ...
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16 Nov 2020: On Co-ops and Community
Human Fuzzies, Politics: co-ops, consensus, intentional community · 4 comments... role in house dynamics. ***Housemates reading this should please, please, please not interpret it as a judgment on either of the people at issue, ...
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8 Nov 2020: Increasingly Tending to Non Sequiturs
Links, Politics, Whimsy: boobies, geomythology, grad school, memes, myth, patriarchy, rape, t-shirt slogans · 7 comments... to play along with your obnoxious male dominance games. Please don't stare at my chest unless specifically invited. What the ...
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1 Oct 2020: An Open Letter
Human Fuzzies: bluegrass, Earl Scruggs, marijuana, open letters · 6 comments... Scruggs! You had an incongruous quantity of marijuana. Please do a better job of segregating your numerous subcultures in the ...
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9 Sep 2020: Anecdotes
Personal, Politics: academia, co-op living, feminism, rhetorical tactics, sexism · 4 comments... please give a belated round of applause to all the fabulous guest bloggers. Yay ...
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30 Jun 2020: Offloading Tangential Meta-Rape Discussion Gripes
Politics: rape, rhetorical nit-picking, rhetorical tactics, the Pussy Oversoul · no commentsThe feminist blogospheric discussion on rape culture endures, and it's quite good, if getting rather meta by now. The meta-est meta is at Alas, A Blog, which has unfortunately exploded its bandwidth limit for the month so no individual links or quotes from ...
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12 Jun 2020: Chronology
Personal, Politics: fashion, feminism, plumbers, sexism · 9 comments... saved by the return of my landlady. Ongoing Britishes, please keep licensing your televisions. And via Feministe, male nerds are now ...
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3 Jun 2020: Mr. Clean on the Path to Anti-Feminism
Politics: capitalism sucks, domesticity, empowerfulness, funny · 16 comments... activities. I imagine him saying "I respect women! Please see how clean and comfortable the inside of my tour bus is!" while the ...
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25 May 2020: For the Record
Politics: feminism, rhetorical tactics · 5 comments... appropriate rhetoric. That's what trackbacks are for! Please consider this an open thread on: Mary-Kay LeTourneau's marriage and ...
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29 Mar 2020: Gah Spam!
Meta: blog status updates, comment spam · 5 comments... the moderation queue. If yours fails to appear right away, please be ...
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9 Mar 2020: Gravity Comes from Pine Cones on Mount St. Helens
Links: quizzes · 6 comments... there's a new Internet Crackpot of the Week, please get your shards of pottery rattling for Dan Winter and Sacred ...
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13 Feb 2020: Someone’s A Bit Paranoid
Meta: cladistics, ducklings, family, fan mail, mammals, monkeys · 4 comments... braids for sale. 21-22 inches long, 2inches in diameter. Please advise how I can sell. Ruth -- Hair for sale I advise you to sew ...
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10 Jan 2020: The Sheep Are Still Scared
Politics: gender, sexism · 2 comments... component of their (masculinity|femininity|othernity) please raise their hands? 'Cause I can't relate. This is an honest question, ...
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19 Dec 2020: Someone Has a Small Internet
Meta: fan mail, high school, Internet citizen of the world, nostalgia · no comments... monkeys will write my grad school applications? Pretty please? 'Cause that's what I promised myself I'd be doing right now. Sigh. ...
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20 Nov 2020: Abortion Post Alpha
Politics: abortion, ethics, organ donation · 22 comments... - find yourself a reputable abortion provider instead. Please. * And by "scoff" I mean "Oh yeah? Tell it to this set of ...
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10 Nov 2020: Money in Four More Years
Politics: fiscal policy, investing, money · 3 comments... not always numerous enough to sustain a long thread, but please consider this an open discussion on silly and/or appropriate financial ...
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7 Nov 2020: Someone Moulders
Meta: fan mail, penises · 2 comments... like moerikankeys Your preferences, sir, are obsolete. Please upgrade to ones that make some sense. monkstrap It's like a jock ...
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30 Aug 2020: Note to People on Political Volunteer Phone Lists
Politics: i hate everything, impeach Bush, US party politics · no comments... up and asks if you'd like to volunteer again this year, please don't tell them about your disappointment with the Democratic Party. The ...
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23 Aug 2020: Pedantry, Physics
Links, Science: · 7 comments... with evidence of empirical or theoretical soundness, please direct all inquiries to the ...
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26 Jul 2020: Cruise to the Interior of the Earth!
Science: crackpots, hollow earth · 1 comment... Eden to visit Palace of the King of the Inner World. * Please note that if we are unable to find the Polar opening, we will be ...
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13 Jul 2020: Memo to the Guy in the Escalade
Human Fuzzies, Personal: cars, driving, etiquette, SUVs · no comments... large vehicle is directly aligned with the middle pump. Please note, however, that most modern gas pumps are equipped with hoses of ...
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25 Jun 2020: Note to the California Legislature: Please Kill More Kitties
Politics: · no commentsThe lovably zany California state goverment really needs to suck it up and raise taxes, but every so often someone proposes a spending cut I can actually support - or at least proposes to eliminate a mandate of indeterminate but non-negligible cost, which ...
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16 Jun 2020: Up Shit Canyon Without a Creek
Politics: · 2 comments... and Ravens post; any excuse for a ping. Good night! (Please don't assume dumb things about endorsements express or implied from ...
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11 Apr 2020: Someone Misses Someone Else
Meta: · 1 comment... else who wants to find someone I went to high school with, please put their name as Googlebait in your own semi-coherent natterings. I'm ... spout from danny: if you run into joe euclid, please ask him to e-mail me. he was an icon around Stanford before he got to ...
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9 Mar 2020: Caffeinated Pantyhose
Links: · no comments... my hands calm or fall asleep in a timely manner won't you please come swap your tights for my Folger's crystals k thx! After all, with ...
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1 Mar 2020: hey look I’m trendy
Meta: · 2 comments... you upload 'em to your own server(s). And sweet jesus fuck please learn to ...
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20 Feb 2020: Someone’s Trolling My Bridge
Meta: · no comments... of peridotite. Doooooood. santa, i've been a good girl, please STOP! Not a button. I really don't have anything interesting to say; ...
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15 Feb 2020: Details
Meta: · no comments... metadata. And if you're reading this via RSS, won't you please say ...
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26 Jan 2020: I Don’t Like!
Links: · 3 comments... word with me these days. "RSS Feed!" is way better than "please" and "thank you" with sugar on top. But I like! kinda blows. Its number ...
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27 Oct 2020: Numbered List: I Am Smoke
Personal: adventures, fascist police states, fire, in the desert · 3 comments... phone, called a truck, and waved goodbye feeling generally pleased with those parts of humanity that don't charge $300 to send a winch out ...
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18 Oct 2020: Joe Jonah Euclid
Human Fuzzies: · 5 comments... was written. Joe Jonah Euclid 2020 2020 Please Consider the hypothetical possibality that the Internet is better than ...
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10 Aug 2020: D’OH! System halt.
Meta: · no comments... MT's file system arrangements for whatever other reason, please please email me. DO NOT attempt to leave a comment here, it will explode my ...
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18 Apr 2020: Creeping Paranoia
Personal: anxiety, grades · 2 comments... classes I got incompletes in last term, asking them to PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN MY GRADES IN ON TIME OR ELSE I WILL EXPLODE IN ...
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7 Nov 2020: Slurry of Someone
Meta: · 9 comments... the clearance rack. I am going to borrow your pencil...please? No. what about the limestone? Sure, you can borrow my limestone any ...
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5 Nov 2020: None of the Above
Personal, Politics: California politics, Gray Davis, US party politics · no comments... Democrat in the same voice you'd use to tell people to Please Disperse Immediately after you'd found a great sale on pepper spray. It ...
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3 Sep 2020: Hog Sweat
Personal: · 4 comments... first bite of fall for highs in the 90s to around 104? Please? It's mostly a dry heat, really, you'll love it. As long as you're not ...
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19 Aug 2020: Sild Tamale?
Food: fusion cooking, herring, recipes, tamales, tofu · 3 comments... bad things happen when you boil pickled herring? Someone please tell me what a bad idea this is. And remind me not to watch two-hour ...
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5 Jun 2020: Guestbloggers Coming
Meta: blog status updates · no comments... blogs and can speak for themselves, so without further ado please welcome: Kat of Mindspillage Zed of MemeMachineGo! Simon of ...
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20 May 2020: Someone’s At It Again
Meta: · 3 comments... does narrow the options. Rasmus? Ralph? i'm bored. please suggest an activity. i don't want to write this paper. i would much ...
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24 Apr 2020: Timely Remarks
Links: · no comments... horrific accident, you will no longer need your eyeballs. Please celebrate National Administrative Professionals Day by becoming an organ ...
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17 Apr 2020: surface learning
Teaching: · 8 comments... a student does find one, that's an extra-special bonus. Please remember that while you erase a single letter, I sometimes have to ... into an awful downward spiral of confusion and shame. Please don't let this happen. Aiy, that feels a bit better. This is actually ...
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10 Apr 2020: A Flood of Someones
Meta, Whimsy: candy, Christmas, fan mail, på dansk · no comments... distracted! Just use the little box to your right. But please stop sending in default phrases, you're making me all excited over ...
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7 Apr 2020: Someone Has a Real Question
Meta: · no comments... but if you're just in from blogsnob and you're confused, please make the appropriate enqueries. Our future new readers will thank ...
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25 Mar 2020: Someone’s Eating Well…
Meta: · 7 comments... I know the automotive industry is a sinful one, but please, let's not be so quick to judge - I've heard the Upper Peninsula is ...
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24 Mar 2020: Domestic Manners of the Americans
Human Fuzzies: · 1 comment... is possessed, often unconsciously, by every reader. Be he pleased, or displeased by the picture brought before him, he feels that the images portrayed ...
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1 Mar 2020: rocks and a promise
Meta: puns · 2 comments... and a few that are just there for sake of the pun. Pretty please, email me your favorite 5-10? Or any other categories that need rock ...
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22 Feb 2020: whoa fuck
Meta: · 4 comments... much less likely to be deleted in the next week. Pretty please, use that for your links and bookmarks and such until I tell you it's ...
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18 Feb 2020: Guerilla Feminism
Politics: feminism, gender, sexism, stereotypes · no comments... to this phenomenon you can quote off the top of your head, please do. Otherwise, I'll look it up later when I have the time. To boil ...
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31 Dec 2020: Dear God
Aimless: · no comments... Billy and Grandma and Sally-Mae and Funny Uncle Jim. Also, please make my nose stop dripping snot, now and not later. If you do I will ...
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7 Dec 2020: Gravitas
Links, Science: gravity, mapping, New Madrid · no commentsFor those of you wanting to know what exactly I was up to last week, or those of you who just can't get enough shiny technical details. This is a gravity anomaly map of the area I wrote my paper on Monday night, in the southeastern corner of Missouri; the ...
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24 Nov 2020: oh no, not the hypothalamus!
Meta, Personal: · no comments... find them on the page for real content. I'm particularly pleased with the Name Confluxer. It also occurs to me that over the course of ...
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1 Nov 2020: mommy, don’t make me go home!
Personal: · no comments... long time, so will those of you who know me in realityland please stop scratching your heads and counting on your fingers? ...
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29 Oct 2020: speakin’ the heathen chinee – part II
Human Fuzzies: liberal guilt, tourism · no comments... the native language, or don't speak it well enough to please the Evil Culture Masters (one of these days, thugs from the ...
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12 Oct 2020: Back in Copenhagen
Human Fuzzies: sandwiches, Scandinavia, smørrebrød · no comments... logs today I saw a Lloydie. Hello, Lloydie! Won't you please identify yourself? It might make things more ...
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10 Oct 2020: Slippery When Wet
Personal: · no comments... and says "um, your ex-boyfriend is looking lonely, can I please flirt with him?". The answer of course is "nah, don't bother, just jump ... and I'm still not entirely sure what that means. I'm also pleased that my super yenta skills are working, if only erratically - I saw ...
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2 Oct 2020: support networks
Aimless: · no comments... If you have any maintenance problem, question, or concern, please feel free to call us at 555-5555 or e-mail us at [email protected]. It's ...
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20 Aug 2020: please, please
Human Fuzzies: Danish, language quirks, manners · no comments... Danish language has no word for "please." There are various ways to politely ask for things, and I know some of ... a lot, and I've come to realize two things: I say "please" much more than I had previously thought. I've never been as please-happy as some Americans can be, and tend towards a philosophy of ...
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13 Aug 2020: aha! an American!
Human Fuzzies, Personal: Danish, tourism · no comments... almost flattered at the attention, and would be genuinely pleased if my super-Dane-o-matic camoflauge worked around Rådhuspladsen as ...
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22 Jul 2020: Link-O
Meta: blegging, blogtinkery · no comments... use. If you have anything you think I'd be interested in, please send it along. Winners will be credited here, and other fabulous prizes ...