Public Health Enemy #1

It is quite clear that what I need is not more gory photographs of lung cancer, drunk driving accidents, or STDs - I need slide after slide of horrible, pus-ridden gums with bits of popcorn stuck inside them. Popcorn will be my downfall.
yami · 18:18 · 19 Dec 2020

3 Comments to 'Public Health Enemy #1'

  1. I agree, but for a different reason. I finally lost a pound and got back to my normal weight…but then I went to the movies, ate popcorn, and gained 2 pounds
    Popcorn is the food of doom
    but the two towers is excellent…I am going back today : ) mmm, more popcorn….

  2. You’re worried about gaining 2 pounds? Seriously?

    If only my weight were so stable…

  3. I worry about gaining 2 pounds in 1 day
    I figure since I am never gonna grow any more (darn my short parents!) I shouldn’t be gaining weight either so I’m trying to stay put at my slightly-plump 119 pounds.
    The result? Constant diet.
    *sighs* such is life.

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