The Difference Between Shit and the Internet
This was on metafilter, so you’ve probably all seen it already: The Internet Is Shit. You may not have seen plasticbag.org defending Fair Internet’s honor. It seems that other people have also spent a great deal of effort crafting arguments on the relative beings of shit and the Internet, but such efforts are unwarranted. The Internet is clearly not shit, as this simple comparison table shows.
Shit | The Internet |
---|---|
Produced by an animal’s digestive tract | Originally produced by DARPA |
Harbors nasty bacteria | Harbors nasty viruses |
Used to communicate hatred, disgust and displeasure | Used to communicate boredom, listlessness and ennui |
Matte brown in most cases | The Internet has no clearly defined color, but is probably shiny |
Can usually be disposed of with just one flush | Won’t fit in your toilet |
Can contaminate water supplies and cause outbreaks of cholera | Does not cause cholera |
There are more differences, of course, but if you’re ever confused about whether something is shit or the Internet, this should be enough to help.
Incidentally, when I first saw the domain internetisshit.org, I thought Hey! That’d be a great name for a blog! In some ways, blogs are the new garage bands of the 21st Century.