Snekaos i L.A.?
It’s time once again to bring the joys of snow to poor inner-city children and city councilpersons:
Last time, Reyes and his staff tried to make their own [snowman], but it turned into a disaster because none of the Southern Californians knew how to build one, said Reyes spokesman Tony Perez.
“We don’t have a lot of experience with the snow,” said Perez, who added that he has never actually seen it fall from the sky.
Sir! If you cannot build a snowman from first principles, you are clearly unfit to run the city. I suggest a sabbatical in Sweden or Minnesota.