We’re All Molluscan Pornographers Here
Indignant sniff! Here at Green Gabbro we’ve been peddling yicky mollusc sexuality for just yonks without needing to be all territorial about it.* Mollusc sex, like democracy, domestic responsibilities and the earliest Mickey Mouse cartoons, should belong to everyone!
* Well, maybe a little territorial. But I didn’t want to bring out the dueling-swords without knowing how much mollusc-peddling the Dread Cap’n PZ has accomplished in his professional career; I have a feeling I might lose.