We’re All Molluscan Pornographers Here

PZ Myers links to Apostropher’s coverage of graphic cuttlefish gender-bending with the observation that “I thought peddling molluscan sex acts was my job.”

Indignant sniff! Here at Green Gabbro we’ve been peddling yicky mollusc sexuality for just yonks without needing to be all territorial about it.* Mollusc sex, like democracy, domestic responsibilities and the earliest Mickey Mouse cartoons, should belong to everyone!

* Well, maybe a little territorial. But I didn’t want to bring out the dueling-swords without knowing how much mollusc-peddling the Dread Cap’n PZ has accomplished in his professional career; I have a feeling I might lose.

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